Wednesday, February 4, 2009

WAM Quote of the Day - 2/4/2009

Tonight, WAM joined a large group at MPW’s condo to watch the Tennessee basketball game. As MPW’s condo is still decorated for Christmas, references were made to Christmas iconography throughout the night. This led to the WAM Quote of the Day:

“When I was a kid, I was convinced those elves were Santa’s elite ninja forces who went ahead of him and gassed the houses.”

Honorable mention:

  • Advising KJW: “Keira, winners don’t do drugs. At least that’s what all the arcade machines told me.”
  • In regards to KLTW’s infant niece being very laid back and seldom crying: “They weren’t using a bong as a humidifier were they?”
  • “As late as 1995, it was legal to shoot Mormons on sight in Mississippi.” (A Mormon friend relayed this to WAM though I suspect that the friend was either incorporating hyperbole or just completely erroneous.)

Note: This image is “Kung Fu Santa.” It, and similar t-shirts can be bought off of CafePress from a seller known as “Bootsie Pop”. The shirt’s description is “Ninjas surround Kris Kringle as Kung Fu Fighting plays in the background”. I think I know what WAM is getting for Christmas this year.

Separated at Birth?

Last night at MoFoS, a group, including JTH (left), played Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock. NHH’s friend GAV commented that “Johnny Napalm” (right), a character who represents the punk genre of music, looks very similar to JTH sans the liberty spikes. They certainly do cut the same silouette.

Site News - 2/4/2009

Today marks the one year anniversary of this blog. I would like to thank all of those who post on it (me), research the posts (me), and type and illustrate the posts (me). I would also like to thank all of who read the blog (that's pretty much me to).

Note: I used this SpongeBob SquarePants image in tribute to the real star of the blog, KJW.

Word of the Day - 2/4/2009

Akinetic

Akinetic means absence, loss, or impairment of the power of voluntary movement.

In a battle with the Amorites at Gibeon, Joshua prayed for an akinetic sun.

Then Joshua spoke to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the sons of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel,
"O sun, stand still at Gibeon,
And O moon in the valley of Aijalon."
So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped,
Until the nation avenged themselves of their enemies
Is it not written in the book of Jashar? And the sun stopped in the middle of the sky and did not hasten to go down for about a whole day. (Joshua 10:12-13, NASB)

Joshua's prayers were answered and the Israelites used the strategic advantage to route their enemies.

Note: This rendering of Joshua 10 was done in pen, brown ink, and brown wash on beige paper by Raphael (1483-1520). It presently rest in the Louvre.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 2/4/2009, Part 2

News & Notes from Monday-Tuesday, February 2nd-3rd, 2009, Part 2

-On Tuesday night, JTH, JDM, and I ate supper at Applebees. Before heading to the restaurant, I picked JTH up at MoFoS. There was a large contingency hanging around the store, most of whom knew someone who worked there. As is often the case, the group was playing Guitar Hero when I arrived. (Have I mentioned that it is a very difficult job?) JTH was performing horribly and attributed it to his being forced to stand. He would not leave without one more game with a seat provided. He somewhat redeemed himself by scoring 88% on Italian Gothic metal band Lacuna Coil’s 2006 hit “Closer”. He felt better about himself anyway and that is all that really matters.

-At Applebees, AFH was our server. This was especially significant on this night. Not only did we meet her good friend Jessica (who usually works the day shift) but we recruited her to play on our yet to exist volleyball team (which was conceived of only earlier in the day). The main reason for our asking is that we really like her but the fact that she is 6'3" and athletic does not hurt either.

-AFH is doing well after completing her 21-day fast but has been experiencing inexplicable heartburn. Please keep this development in your prayers.

-When I returned JTH to his pickup truck, we quickly discovered that TJK had toilet papered JTH’s vehicle shut. When JTH tried to open the door of the truck, he realized that TJK had also poured water all over the door knowing that it would freeze quickly. JTH understood that reciprocation was necessary in such a situation. What would appease JTH? At the moment, he replied, “I’m thinking, paint his car...a big swastika...”

-Note: I apologize for the poor quality of this photo but I was not about to get out of the car in freezing temperatures just to get a picture.

-Finally, Tuesday marked my cousin HLN’s 18th birthday. Happy birthday, Pukester. I love you and hope to celebrate with you soon.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 2/4/2009, Part 1

News & Notes from Monday-Tuesday, February 2nd-3rd, 2009, Part 1

-I spent the majority of Monday at home learning things that may or may not ever be relevant to my life. I awoke to the sight of snow. Knox County Schools were let out early on Monday and closed on Tuesday but the roads were not bad. I left the house several times. In the process, I discovered a new activity that I enjoy. I like making abrupt stops with snow on the vehicle and having snow fly off at odd angles. (Note: This photo came from Knoxville News-Sentinel.)

-My two weekly Tuesday engagements were postponed. I was asked to work at Hope Resource Center on Thursday instead of Tuesday. My Tuesday night class was cancelled, but not due to snow. My professor, RGB, had gone to a better place...namely Cocoa Beach to attend the 23rd Annual International Self-Directed Learning Symposium.

-On Tuesday, I met JTH and PCR at the Food Court in West Town Mall. As a mall employee, PCR seldom eats at the Food Court, but consented to meet us there as he had not seen either of us in some time. I ate at Sbarro, JTH at Frullati Café & Bakery, and PCR at Asian Chao.

-PCR is well. He was disappointed that PacSun, which he manages, missed their goals last month by only $500. This cost him a bonus. He does, however, expect a bonus for once again reducing shrink (the number of items missing from inventory). In his time at this store, he has reduced shrink from 1.8% to 0.67%. It is his major strength. While working in Pigeon Forge, he reduced shrink from a whopping 5% to 0.39%. In spite of these successes, he has been unable to motivate his employees to put the toilet paper in the company bathroom on its roller. I guess all leaders have their deficiencies.

-PCR’s wife ANDR did not get to make her January 21st doctor’s appointment and is still in pain. She was in “the manner of women” (as Genesis 31:35 describes the condition) making tests on that day impossible. She is also scheduled to have her wisdom teeth removed on Friday. Keep her in your prayers.

-PCR has a new phone. He bought the cheapest one available with the exception of some archaic 1¢ “Zack Morris” phones. Who was more adversely affected by the rise of the cell phone: Superman (who had no more phone booths to change in) or Paul E. Dangerously (whose weapon of choice shrunk to unuseable sizes)? (Note: I am fully aware of the nerdiness of these references and the improbability of anyone getting both.)

-PCR chided JTH regarding his beloved Steve Nash. In the second quarter of a game on January 25th, Atlanta Hawks’ star Josh Smith had an unbelievable one-handed monster dunk over Nash. To add insult to injury, Nash was called for a foul on the play. PCR commented, “Poor Steve Nash...God love him...’cause nobody else does...’cept Josh.” The dunk can be seen on YouTube here. In JTH’s defense, Nash’s Suns won the game, 104-99.

-Speaking of basketball, the three of us discussed the possibility of playing in a different church's basketball league this spring. Any suggestions? We also contemplated creating a volleyball team and playing in a league off of Watt Road. The problem is that the league is divided into an A league and a B league. The A league would require us to practice and even with preparation we would still lose the majority of our games. The B league is too noncompetitive, even for us. The possibility of wearing U.S. National Team jerseys and then performing horribly did amuse us greatly enough to consider joining the A league.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Associated Baptist Press - 2/3/2009

Associated Baptist Press
February 3, 2009 · (09-14)

David Wilkinson, Executive Director
Robert Marus, Managing Editor/Washington Bureau Chief
Bob Allen, Senior Writer

In this issue
Appeals court sides with Missouri Baptist conference center (483 words)
First regional New Baptist Covenant event focuses on reconciliation (929 words)
Habitat for Humanity founder Millard Fuller dies (349 words)
David Tolliver named Missouri executive director (161 words)
Opinion: Confessions, appointees and tax codes (822 words)


Appeals court sides with Missouri Baptist conference center
By Vicki Brown (483 words)

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (ABP) -- Windermere Baptist Conference Center acted within its legal rights when it changed its articles of incorporation, a Missouri appellate court ruled Feb. 3.

A three-judge panel of the Missouri Court of Appeals, Western District, unanimously upheld a lower court's March 4, 2008, ruling in a nearly seven-year legal battle the Missouri Baptist Convention has waged against five formerly affiliated agencies.

The Nov. 25 appeal hearing was the latest round in legal action the MBC took against Windermere, The Baptist Home, Missouri Baptist University, Word & Way and the Missouri Baptist Foundation in an effort to force the entities to rescind changes they had made in their corporate charters.

Word & Way, formerly the convention's official news journal, cooperates with Associated Baptist Press, the Texas Baptist Standard and Virginia Baptists' Religious Herald in the New Voice Media content-sharing partnership.

The Baptist Home, a Christian retirement community, changed its articles of incorporation in 2000 to elect its own trustees. The other four entities took similar actions in 2001. The convention filed suit challenging the changes on Aug. 13, 2002.

In an opinion filed Feb. 3, the appellate court upheld a lower-court ruling that the state convention is not a legal member of Windermere's corporation and no contract exists between the two organizations. State law requires that non-profit organizations state whether the corporation will have members, the justices said, and Windermere's articles of incorporation state clearly that it does not.

The panel rejected the Missouri Baptist Convention's contention that previously granting the group authority to elect trustees gave it de facto member status, saying convention messengers should have been aware of the no-member clause when they ratified Windermere's articles of incorporation and authorized the transfer of the camp's assets and liabilities in 2000.

The state convention filed separate action in 2006 to stop Windermere from selling any of its property pending resolution of the ownership dispute. A hearing in that case is scheduled Feb. 10.

"We are pleased with the unanimous opinion," said Jim Shoemake, Windermere's lead attorney. "The opinion clearly shows that Windermere was correct and justified in its actions, and, hopefully, this will greatly benefit Windermere in furthering its Christian endeavors."

"We hope Missouri Baptists will now be able to put this sad conflict behind us," Windermere CEO Dan Bench said in a statement. "We pray no additional money, energy or time will be wasted by further litigation efforts."

Comment from MBC leaders or attorneys was not available by press time for this story.

The MBC has 15 days in which to file a motion for the Court of Appeals to rehear the case. The convention also may ask the Missouri Supreme Court to review the appellate decision.

The convention's case against the other four entities has been on hold pending the outcome of the appeal in the Windermere case. No dates have yet been set for those hearings.


First regional New Baptist Covenant event focuses on reconciliation
By Greg Garrison (929 words)

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (ABP) -- Former President Jimmy Carter went to a shrine of the Civil Rights Movement Jan. 31 to drive home a point about racial reconciliation among Baptists, stepping up into the pulpit of the Birmingham, Ala., church where four African-American girls died in a 1963 bombing.

The first of several planned regional New Baptist Covenant celebrations came, full of symbolism, in the city's Sixteenth Street Baptist Church. Besides being the site of the bombing, the church is famous for hosting many meetings where black Baptist leaders -- including Martin Luther King Jr. -- rallied thousands to risk their lives in the fight against segregation.

With a racially mixed crowd of about 1,200 people packing the sanctuary, filling the balcony and lining the walls, Carter preached against separation among Christians.

"There is no way for us to ignore Jesus' emphasis on the poor, the brokenhearted," Carter told the southeast regional meeting of the New Baptist Covenant. The gathering was the second phase in an movement that Carter helped found last year with an interracial, interdenominational convocation that drew an estimated 15,000 Baptists from a variety of denominations to Atlanta.

The meetings have emphasized racial reconciliation and cooperation on social-justice issues, especially among groups of black and white Baptists.

"I have found this evolution of the New Baptist Covenant to be the highlight of my religious life," Carter said.

The Baptist former president spoke at a worship service that was followed by smaller workshops on poverty and racism.

"It's not an accident that God led us to Birmingham and this institute," Carter said earlier during a

breakfast at the Birmingham Civil Rights Institute. He recalled a time when racial prejudice was rampant in Baptist churches, and theologians defended separate worship.

"The Baptist church was a stalwart defender of segregation," he said. "It was ingrained in our conscience."

Carter said he hoped the meeting would help churches work better together.

"I would like to see a complete breakdown in separation of people," Carter said.

In his message, Carter focused on ways to achieve Christian unity.

"To redefine or change the gospel is a constant temptation for us, either to dilute its message or its meaning, or to mandate human interpretation of specially chosen texts," Carter said.

He recalled growing up in rural Georgia, where his childhood playmates were mostly black. "My family was the only white family there; all my neighbors were African American, all my playmates," Carter said. "They were the ones I loved. They were the ones who loved me."

Of the five most influential people in his childhood besides his parents, only two were white, he said. Yet when it came to worship, he was told that togetherness was wrong.

"In those days distinguished scholars, biblical scholars, would come to our church and prove to us that it was improper in the eyes of God for people of two different races to worship together."

Carter said issues of biblical interpretation are still causing serious and debilitating problems and schism among Baptists and other denominations, such as the Episcopal Church, which he said "is about to come apart at the seams."

Carter said that abortion, homosexuality, women's role in ministry and other divisive issues should be put aside for a focus on the gospel message of unity in Christ.

"There's nothing wrong with believing in fundamentals," he said. "I'm a fundamentalist myself in many ways. The most important fundamental belief is the basic gospel message that we've already mentioned. We are saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ."

He encouraged Baptists of different races to share worship experiences. "I hope in the future the barriers will be broken down," he said.

"Despite our inevitable human differences, under this simple but profound banner, we Christians can and must reach out to each other," Carter said. "Let us, Baptists and all other Christians, be bound together in unity."

Leaders representing a variety of mostly white or mostly black churches also took part in the event.

"The people of God are not going to be dragged kicking and screaming" into racial reconciliation, said Gary Furr, pastor of Vestavia Hills Baptist Church in suburban Birmingham and a co-chairman of the regional event. "We want to lead the way."

Furr said he and Sixteenth Street Baptist Church Pastor Arthur Price, the other co-chairman, had been working on strengthening relationships between their congregations.

"We don't know whether we have a meeting or a movement," said Jimmy Allen, a former president of the Southern Baptist Convention and co-organizer of the New Baptist Covenant. "What we're after is a movement."

By the afternoon plenary session, the attendance had thinned to half of those who listened to Carter in the morning.

Another featured speaker, Children's Defense Fund founder Marian Wright Edelman, urged churches to reach out to children who are not members of their congregations to stop the spiral of violence and poverty.

"Incarceration is becoming the new American apartheid," she said. "We're the world's leading jailer."

Edelman recalled the four girls killed in the 1963 bombing.

"Four young women gave their lives so that we might have freedom," she said.

She also noted the children who took part in marches against segregation in downtown Birmingham in 1963. "We owe the children of Birmingham, [who marched] in that park across the street, a great debt."

She urged the passage of legislation to extend health care to all children, including illegal immigrants. "We have children falling through the cracks," she said. "It's time for us to speak up for the sacredness of all children."

Greg Garrison is a staff writer for the Birmingham News.


Habitat for Humanity founder Millard Fuller dies
By Bob Allen (349 words)

AMERICUS, Ga. (ABP) -- Millard Fuller, a millionaire entrepreneur who gave away his fortune to create Habitat for Humanity International in 1976, died Feb. 3 after a brief illness.

Fuller, 74, led the worldwide house-building ministry with his wife, Linda, for 29 years before both were fired in January 2005 following several months of conflict with their board of directors. Afterward Fuller formed a new organization, the Fuller Center for Housing.

"Millard Fuller was a force of nature who turned a simple idea into an international organization that has helped more than 300,000 families move from deplorable housing into simple, decent homes they helped build and can afford to buy and live in," said Jonathan Reckford, Habitat's chief executive officer, said in a statement. "The entire Habitat family mourns the loss of our founder, a true giant in the affordable-housing movement."

Members of Fuller's family said they were "truly overwhelmed" with expressions of love and support for his work and urged people to honor his legacy by donating to the Fuller Center or volunteering with a local partner of either organization.

Visitation was scheduled Jan. 3 at First Presbyterian Church in Americus, Ga. Burial will be at Koinonia Farm, an interracial Christian farming community the Fullers joined in 1965.

Wealthy at age 29 as an entrepreneur and lawyer but with his marriage in a shambles, Fuller and his wife decided to begin anew, selling all they owned and giving it to the poor.

Under the tutelage of Koinonia founder Clarence Jordan, Fuller developed the idea of "partnership housing," building homes with rural neighbors too poor to afford conventional loans. Since then thousands of people have volunteered with Habitat, the most famous being former President Jimmy Carter.

"Millard Fuller was one of the most extraordinary people I have ever known," Carter said in a statement. "He used his remarkable gifts as an entrepreneur for the benefit of millions of needy people around the world by providing them with decent housing."

Fuller's Feb. 4 funeral is open to the public. The family plans a memorial service for later in the month.


David Tolliver named Missouri executive director
By Bill Webb (161 words)

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (ABP) -- David Tolliver, who served as interim executive director of the Missouri Baptist Convention for the past 22 months, has been has been named the new executive director.

The MBC Executive Board voted overwhelmingly to call Tolliver during a special called meeting on Feb. 3. Tolliver, 58, accepted the position to applause from board members, convention staff and visitors.

The newly elected leader had joined the state convention staff in 2005 as Cooperative Program specialist and an associate executive director to David Clippard, whom the board fired in 2007.

A pastor for nearly 20 years before coming to the MBC staff, Tolliver holds a bachelor's degree in business administration from Dallas Baptist University, and master of divinity and doctor of ministry degrees from Midwestern Baptist Theological Seminary.

He is a fourth-generation Missouri Baptist pastor. Tolliver and his wife, Myra, have been married for 36 years and have a daughter, Terra Jo; a son, Adam; and two grandchildren.

Bill Webb is editor of Word & Way.


Opinion: Confessions, appointees and tax codes
By Benjamin Cole (822 words)

(ABP) -- In her recent book, The Art of the Public Grovel, Susan Wise Bauer traces the influence of 19th-century evangelical confession upon modern political speech. From Bill Clinton's infamous intern scandal to the recent descent of superstar pastor Ted Haggard and numerous points in between, Bauer explores the way that acknowledgements of wrongdoing have adopted the language and emotion of evangelical piety as essential to the political survival of transgressing public figures.

While Bauer's treatment is concerned primarily with sins of the flesh, most of her observations hold true for sins less titillating to the body politic. Sins like those of former senator Trent Lott, who got "caught" paying tribute to the career to an aging South Carolina senator who once was an outspoken segregationist, or like two of President Obama's recent cabinet nominees of who failed to pay a portion of their income taxes.

Since the 111th Congress began, the confirmation of the president's nominees has been -- for the most part -- a tranquil sea of uninterrupted approval. Nevertheless, two of the men who would have been most responsible for implementing President Obama's domestic agenda -- Timothy Geithner at Treasury and Tom Daschle at Heath and Human Services -- hit troubled waters in the confirmation process.

The unpaid tax burden of the newly confirmed treasury secretary was relatively minimal. His sin was understandable. Before the Senate Finance Committee, Geithner acknowledged his "careless and avoidable mistakes," though he noted they were "unintentional." When the final reckoning of his tax burden was complete, Geithner paid the federal government a meager $50,000 and received confirmation by a vote of 60-34.

Then Feb. 2, Health and Human Services secretary nominee Tom Daschle released his own pious confession for failure to pay back taxes in excess of $140,000. It seems that the former senator didn't think it necessary to claim the benefit of a company-provided limousine or hundreds of thousands of dollars in consulting fees.

In a multi-page mea culpa sent to the Senate Finance Committee, Daschle apologized for his "errors," and acknowledged the "deep and disappointing embarrassment" that his tax bungling had caused. Like Geithner before him, Daschle was careful to locate his sins under the rubric of "unintentional." Unlike Geithner, the pressures on Daschle to withdraw mounted. But by Feb. 3, Daschle had removed himself from consideration and became the first confirmation casualty of the Obama administration.

During my years as a Baptist pastor, I learned a few things about sin and the confession thereof. Whether walking a deacon through a heart-wrenching process of post-adultery marital reconciliation or chasing down teenage addicts of various and sundry controlled substances, I've been schooled in the subtle differences between sincere catharsis and half-hearted self-immolation. I've learned when public confession is necessary, and when it's not. I've also learned to distinguish between greater and lesser sins, between those requiring a lash on the back and those requiring a slap on the wrist.

It seems to me that neither Timothy Geithner nor Tom Daschle have committed sins sufficiently venial to justify much in the way of political penance. Rather, their sins have exposed a weakness in the law as much as the law-breakers.

At its most recent publication, Title 26 of the U.S. Code of Federal Regulations -- most commonly referred to as the tax code -- is 3,387 pages, or roughly three times longer than a large-print version of the King James Bible. It is complicated, convoluted, and utterly incomprehensible. And if a former United States senator and a member of the Federal Reserve Board are incapable of navigating its complexities and rendering unto Caesar his prescribed tribute, then the rest of us have little chance.

I don't think that either man's tax transgression is a grave indictment on his character. Sure, it's an embarrassment -- but who among us has not pulled out our hair, screamed and wailed come every April 15th? But for some reason -- in spite of endless frustration and perennial calls for simplification -- the tax code maintains its enshrined and lofty position among the guiding documents of American political life with an amendment threshold almost as foreboding as the Constitution itself.

I suppose that a little prodding around every American's tax records would result in a few unintentional mistakes. Ignorance of the law, as we all know, is no excuse for its violation. Neither does the multiplied company of fellow transgressors provide a defense. But ignorance of a cumbersome and complicated system of laws like the U.S. tax code should qualify for some special dispensation of forgiving grace.

The public inquisition of Secretary Geithner and would-be secretary Daschle for their tax sins is to be expected given the partisan climate of Washington politics. It seems to me, however, that once the country is through these woods, prudence demands a serious revision and reduction of a tax code that neither former members of Congress nor future members of the Cabinet can get right.

-- Benjamin Cole is a former Southern Baptist pastor who now works on public-policy issues in the nation's capital.

Prayer Blog - 2/3/2009

My friend and JTH's girlfriend, ALK, is suffering from what she believes to be sinus and ear infections. Pray for a speedy recovery. If she is well by tomorrow night, she will get to meet WAM for the first time! If that is not an incentive for healing, I don't know what is.

Church Sign - 2/3/2009

Church: St. Mark United Methodist Church (7001 S Northshore Dr; Knoxville, TN 37919)

Sign: “God cared enough to send his very best”

Commentary: This sign, posted at ALK’s home church, draws on Hallmark's famous slogan "When you care enough to send the very best". Since the catchphrase was first introduced in 1944, it has made its way into the American lexicon. The best the sign refers to is Jesus. The message illuminates some of the reasons Jesus came to earth: He represents God's best, sent by God, out of love.

By this the love of God was manifested in us, that God has sent His only begotten Son into the world so that we might live through Him. (I John 1:9, NASB)

Word of the Day - 2/3/2009

Hoary

Hoary means gray or white with age.

Proverbs says that a hoary head is a crown of glory.

A gray head is a crown of glory;
It is found in the way of righteousness. (Proverbs 16:31, NASB)

Note: This is Taylor Hicks, the Season Five winner of American Idol and owner of some fantastic hoary hair.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Prayer Blog - 2/2/2009

Tomorrow my professor RGB and a group of UT students are traveling to Cocoa Beach, Florida, for the 23rd Annual International Self-Directed Learning Symposium. Please pray that they are safe during their voyage.

Church Sign - 2/2/2009, Part 2

Church: Grassy Valley Baptist Church (10637 Kingston Pike; Knoxville, TN 37922)

Sign: “Peace on the outside comes from having God on the inside”

Commentary: This is the flip side of the church sign from the previous post. It notes that peace originates from having God's presence within, not from external security.

“The steadfast of mind You will keep in perfect peace,
Because he trusts in You.” (Isaiah 26:3, NASB)

Is there peace in your life. Why? Why not?

Church Sign - 2/2/2009, Part 1

Church: Grassy Valley Baptist Church (10637 Kingston Pike; Knoxville, TN 37922)

Sign: “Availability is better than ability for God”

Commentary: Despite the unfortunate wording (especially the choice of preposition), this sign relays the truth that in relationship to God, availability trumps ability. I do, however, prefer its wording to the more traditional "God wants our availability, not our ability" as I believe God appreciates both.

The Scriptures (and history) are full of accounts of God using imperfect people to accomplish great feats. In contrast, apart from Christ, we can do nothing.

"I am the vine, you are the branches; he who abides in Me and I in him, he bears much fruit, for apart from Me you can do nothing. (John 15:4, NASB)

Word of the Day - 2/2/2009

Gnar

To gnar is to snarl; growl.

The Psalmist of Psalm 59 prays for his enemies whom he describes as gnarring.

They wander about for food
And growl if they are not satisfied. (Psalm 59:15, NASB)

Note: This acryllic painting is Moshé Tzvi HalLevi Berger's interpretation of Psalm 59.

Note: GNAR is also the Greater Nashville Association of Realtors.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 2/2/2009, Part 4

News & Notes from Sunday, February 1st, 2009

-After a long weekend of class, I spent Sunday catching up on household chores and frankly resting. I also had a major discussion with my father regarding my future. See this Prayer Blog for details.

-I did watch Super Bowl XLIII (that’s 43 for the non-Roman numerally inclined). With the exception of 2003, I have watched every Super Bowl in recent memory and I watched largely out of tradition. To be honest, I had little interest in either the Pittsburgh Steelers or the Arizona Cardinals and had no preference as to the game’s victor.

-As the game wore on, I was drawn in and eventually found myself rooting for Arizona, the underdog. The Cardinals narrowly missed completing the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history, losing 27-23. It was a great game. In ESPN’s coverage after the game, they rated three of the plays in the top ten in the history of the Super Bowl.

-As I was only watching peripherally for much of the game, I missed a large majority of the commercials. I did love the Coca-Cola Zero commercial starring Troy Polamalu which spoofed the famous 1979 Mean Joe Greene Coca-Cola commercial. As an aside, I like Coke but hate Coke Zero! To review my independent taste testing of the products on last April 6th, see the April 7th, 2008 edition of “In Eckleburg’s Eyes”.

-The advertisement can be seen here.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 2/2/2009, Part 3

News & Notes from Saturday, January 31st, 2009, Part 2

-When I returned home from class on Saturday I needed to relax. I watched The Lucky Ones on DVD, which I had purchased the previous night. I enjoyed the film and as always when Rachel McAdams is involved, I fell in love with her through the course of the movie. In my eyes, she is a leading contender for second most beautiful woman on the planet. She can also act. In this movie she plays a southern girl with a limp after having been shot in the leg overseas. In real life, she is from the north (specifically Canada) and has never actually been shot. I believe in the industry that this is known as “range.”

-On Saturday night, I met KL and MPW at Thompson-Boling Arena to watch the Tennessee basketball team play arch rival Florida.

-While I waited for my friends, I talked to Coach Lindsay (CDL), who sits five rows in front of me in Section 317. As noted in that night’s Prayer Blog, keep a job opening in your prayers. He did have some great news. Friday, February 13th, will be Chris Lindsay Day at West High School. In conjunction with the festivities, the Rebels will play Bearden. Coach will be honored at a pregame reception from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in the school cafeteria and at halftime of the boys’ game with Bearden. If you are in the area and can attend, come out and support my good friend.

-KL and MPW arrived just as the game tipped off. The atmosphere in the stadium was electric. ESPN had been in town covering the game throughout the day. Hall of Fame announcer Dick Vitale and Hall of Fame coach Bobby Knight were both on hand. The game was also pivotal as a loss would have sent the Vols home with a 12-8 record and spiraling downward.

-The students who had not attended the LSU game on Wednesday came out in full force. Further enhancing the atmosphere was that the majority of the arena was filled with fans wearing OUTLIVE t-shirts. Fans in one section of the stadium were provided with orange t-shirts in the “whited out” stadium to form the shape of the Power T. (See photo for visual.)

-The Vols responded by playing one of their best games of the season, winning 79-63. They never trailed in the game and the Gators never got closer than ten points in the second half. The team also hit a season-high twelve three-point baskets, eight of which were made in the first half.

-The game may have been won when Florida star Nick Calathes picked up his second foul three minutes into the game. He played only nine minutes in the first half, but still scored 21 points in the game. His replacement, 5'8" freshman Erving Walker, played one of the worst games I have ever seen in the SEC. He was a mistake waiting to happen (and only shot 1-of-6 from the floor). In truth he might have been the Vols’ most valuable player on this night.

-Tennessee has now won six of seven from Florida (who has one two national championships in that span). Bruce Pearl has won all four home games against Florida in his tenure at UT.

-The Tennessee football team also benefitted from the great night. Recruits were on hand for the game. If they were looking for adulation, they should sign here. When All-American defensive back Eric Berry was presented to the crowd, the response was deafening.

-At halftime, I predicted that we could not stoop lower than Steve Max leading Simon Sez from the previous game. I was correct. We improved by having no halftime show at all. The basketball team presented a $60,000 check to doctors John L. Bell (JLB), Dan Green (DMG), and Fred Klein (FAK) of the UT Medical Center in conjunction with the OUTLIVE t-shirt promotion. Chris Lofton’s parents, Frank and Kathy, were also announced.

-There was also a recreation of the 2006 Dane Bradshaw lay-up that beat Florida. It was anticlimactic. In short, I could not cheer a shot I could potentially hit. Just for hitting the layup the fan garnered a year’s supply of Coca-Cola Zero and Reese’s Cups.

-After the game, I moved down some and stayed for the first half of The Bruce Pearl Show to let the crowds die out. The Player of the Game was Scotty Hopson. The highly touted freshman scored a career high 20 points and hit four of six three-point attempts. He played great but I still contend that Florida freshman Erving Walker was Tennessee’s MVP on this night.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 2/2/2009, Part 2

News & Notes from Saturday, January 31st, 2009, Part 1

-On Saturday morning, I arrived bright and early to the UT campus where my class was scheduled to run from 8:30 am to 5:30 pm. I took this photo of my vehicle from my classroom. At UT, when you can actually see your car from the class you are attending, you have gotten to class early. (Note the textbook parking job. If you know me, you know how truly rare this is.)

-At professor RGB’s suggestion, class was very casual. Even RGB did not don a tie. Students also provided breakfast. One brought juice, another bagels, and another donuts from Krispy Kreme. One of my classmates, Scott, even made homemade cinnamon bread from an old family recipe. While the atmosphere was as good as possible, the day was still long.

-In the morning, we covered the concept of Andragogy as laid out by Malcolm Knowles'(1913-1997) followed by Transformative Learning. Each of these sessions was informative but long. In the transformative learning portion, we watched an interview with transformative learning pioneer Jack Mezirow (pictured). The interview was part of a series called Conversations on Lifelong Learning conducted by Gretchen Bersch. The interview was taped in April 1993. RGB made a cardinal mistake that I learned from screening an Abraham movie without viewing it: Never show a film you have not screened beforehand. The DVD skipped profusely before stopping. To make matters worse, RGB was out of the room when this occurred. Fortunately, the class is comprised of a lot of IT (information technology) grad students who could presumably help. Unfortunately, it had already been a long day and everyone was pretty content to just sit there. When asked to remedy the situation an IT student named Chad declined noting “I’m watching a boxing match!” (on his laptop).

-At 12:25 we dispersed for a one-hour lunch break. I took my Subway sandwich I had bought the night before to Thompson-Boling Arena. ESPN was filming College Gameday at the stadium on this day and I hoped to sit in the rafters and observe on my break. Unfortunately, I just missed the end of the session and the arena was locked. I was so happy for the respite, it honestly did not bother me.

-My classmates were, however, bothered that they could not move their cars without paying a $5 fee to re-park. By 1 pm, the event parking crew was closing down lots. The Tennessee basketball game later in the night was to tip off at 9 pm!

-All day long, I had Rocky on my mind. Like Rocky Balboa, my goal on this day was to “go the distance”. After the break, I knew I was lagging so I enlisted my friend JCP as my “cut man” just in case I needed one. Her reply? “The only thing I could cut, I don’t think you want me to cut.” She is a midwife. I agreed.

-After class reconvened, we completed some course evaluations and again broke into groups. My group presented Social Cognitive Theory. After hearing class presentations (which seemed to endure forever), class actually dismissed early. As I left, I was amazed to see the campus covered in scalpers. I took this photo taken of said scalpers on my way home. It was taken at 3:47 pm. Did I mention tip-off was at 9 pm?

-It had been a long day (read: understatement) but the good news is that the class hit the mid-term point before February! RGB also assured me that my file would be reviewed this week. He realized he could not wait for MHZ to return so he and John Peters (JMP) will be reviewing my file shortly. Please keep this in your prayers.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 2/2/2009, Part 1

News & Notes from Friday, January 30th, 2009

-Pictured is the Bailey Educational Complex on the UT campus. It served as my home for the better part of two days. My epic Adult Learning class met from 5:30-9:30 pm on Friday night and 8:30 am-5:30 pm on Saturday night in this building. My classroom is on the top floor.

-In true Adult Education form, the larger class of 21 was broken into small groups at the outset of the class. My group of six (which thankfully included my friend JCP) was given the task of producing a one-day workshop to a hypothetical group of pharmacists discussing bilateral psychothrombosis based upon John Keller's ARCS Model of Motivation. Seeing as how it was hypothetical, I hired an expert with a personal interest, the fictitious Malcolm Knowles Obama (MKO, he renamed himself after his two heroes, adult educator Malcolm Knowles and the president). MKO’s wife's head had imploded (it was an extreme case preceded by her tongue turning blue) while unwrapping Christmas gifts with her children. Our presentation also later included a mascot, Pepper the pill (a big blue pill), and a success story of early bilateral psychothrombosis detection to inspire the pharmacists. This woman’s illness did cause her to blow out her patella and while she can no longer play basketball, she is otherwise okay. My professor, RGB’s response to the presentation, “Oohhh....kay”, was worth it all.

-The most humorous part (to me) of this presentation was the reaction of the two international students in my group, Ya-Ching and Sangmok Jeong. Watching them trying to follow my train of thought during the brainstorming process was quite amusing.

-After the group presentation, the class watched a video of noted Danish educator Knud Illeris’ visit to UT in 2005. The lecture was mercifully edited down to forty minutes by grad student Steve Frye in January 2007. RGB introduced the topic, “His name is Knud (pronounced, ka-nood) Illeris”. The public school teacher next to me instinctively said to know one in particular, “Bless his heart.” (Note: The head of the audience member in the bottom of this photo is the department head’s head.)

-After class, I headed to Subway to get supper and lunch for the next day and then proceeded to MoFoS where JTH was working with NHH. JTH texted me during class to let me know that the store had gotten in a copy of The Lucky Ones, released on DVD on Tuesday. It was crucial that I pick the movie up on Friday night so that I could screen it on Saturday. I realized that if I knew that I could watch Rachel McAdams after class, it would give me the strength to endure the nine hours the next day.

-While at the store, I discovered another movie that the store had never previously carried. Though Two Tickets to Paradise was completed in 2006 and released on DVD last July 22nd, I had never seen it. The film is written and directed by D.B. Sweeney and reunites Sweeney (who also stars) with Moira Kelly. Not familiar with the names? In 1992 they starred in a little cinematic masterpiece known as The Cutting Edge! Naturally, I bought the DVD.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Prayer Blog - 2/1/2009

After much soul searching and conversing with my heavenly and earthly fathers, today I decided to continue in negotiations with RWB and the Central Baptist Church of Bearden (CBCB). RWB has expressed interests in my ideas but none whatsoever in me. Frankly, the two are so conjoined that they are inseparable. There is no one else with the time or ability to implement my concepts.

In my prayers, I have been continually referred to the story of Rehoboam and his advisors (I Kings 12). Rehoboam took the advice of his contemporaries over the elder advisors that had served his father, Solomon, well. This proved foolish. In deference to this Scripture, my father advised me to follow the system to its conclusion, which appears to be another inevitable rejection. Frankly, I feel like Kevin Bacon’s character in Animal House while being spanked as part of the Omega fraternity’s initiation: “Thank you, sir! May I have another?”

I will also be pursuing other avenues of employment. I have a clear cut vision for a faith formation program. I will not waste the vision as it is a commodity that I am realizing is rarer than it should be. My vision is best suited for CBCB and I have a love for the people of that church, but will attempt to adapt the vision to another environment if necessary. Please keep this process in your prayers. I cannot convey how much implementing this vision (which I feel is from God) means to me.

Bible Trivia - 2/1/2009

Question: What object did Samson use to kill one thousand Philistines?

Answer: The jawbone of an ass. (Judges 15:15)

Comments: When he was attacked by the Philistines (after he had burned their crops), Samson picked up a donkey's jawbone and used it to eliminate one thousand enemies. Today, we might say that the jawbone was a "weapon of opportunity".

He found a fresh jawbone of a donkey, so he reached out and took it and killed a thousand men with it. (Judges 15:15, NASB)

Ever the trickster, Samson punnishly bragged, "With a donkey's jawbone/I have made donkeys of them." (Judges 15:16, NIV) In other words he used an ass' bone to make asses of his enemies.

Note: This oil on canvas, "The Triumph of Samson" by Guido Reni (1575-1642), hangs at the Pinacoteca Nazionale in Bologna.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Prayer Blog - 1/31/2009

I ran into my old friend CDL tonight at the Tennessee basketball game. He recently retired and is looking to return to high school coaching, which he sees as his calling. Please pray for God to open a door for CDL, preferably soon.