Thursday, October 16, 2008

Prayer Blog - 10/16/2008

Tonight, JTH, ALK, and I ate at the Apple Barn restaurant in Pigeon Forge. Amazingly, our waiter was the man that JTH described as a white B.D. Wong on our last visit to the restaurant on March 30th. (See the March 31st edition of "In Eckleburg's Eyes" for details.)

Tonight, we learned the man's name is Dion and he is a fellow Christian. He was saved eleven years ago at the age of 21. He served as a youth pastor for seven years and resigned because he felt he was more a teacher than a pastor and felt he was cheating his church. He asked for prayer as he seeks a new position.

He and his wife also are seeking to adopt a child. They already have one and are debating whether they have the financial resources to responsibly adopt another.

Please keep Dion, his family, and his job situation in your prayers.

Bible Trivia - 10/16/2008

Question: To what kind of tree does Paul compare Israel in Romans 11?

Answer: An olive tree. (Romans 11)

Comments: Though olive trees are not prevalent in North America, they are common in their native Mediterranean region and are referenced throughout the Scriptures. Olive trees are famous for their longevity. Pliny the Elder (23-79) told of a sacred Greek olive tree that was 1600 years old.

In Romans 11, Paul uses the olive tree as a metaphor for Israel. He reminds his readers that Israel functions as the tree while his audience was grafted in.

But if some of the branches were broken off, and you, being a wild olive, were grafted in among them and became partaker with them of the rich root of the olive tree,(Romans 11:17, NASB)

Some claim that the cultivated tree is the church. This is alternately known as supersessionism or "replacement theology". From the context, it is clear that this was not Paul's intent.

Word of the Day - 10/16/2008

Matutinal

Matutinal means pertaining to or occurring in the morning; early in the day.

Psalm 3 is a matutinal prayer of David composed while he was fleeing from his estranged son, Absalom. It begins:

LORD, how my adversaries have increased!
Many are rising up against me. (Psalm 3:1, NASB)

Note: This intepretation of Psalm 3 was done in acrylic by Moshé Tzvi Berger. It part of his Museum of Psalms.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 10/16/2008

On Wednesday morning, SMA and I ate at Shoney’s. Well, I ate anyway. SMA is well and is preparing to retake the bar examination in five months. He learned on Friday (October 10th) that he failed the bar examination in July. A secondary letter will be sent in several weeks giving him more details as to the specifics. At present, he only knows that he did not pass. I suppose sending the explanation would have been too logical.

The day before, he and WRK had been zorbing in the Smoky Mountains. Well, WRK went zorbing anyway. Zorbing, the practice of humans traveling in a sphere, was invented in New Zealand. Until tihs year, Tennessee was the only place in America to zorb, though a new facility was recently opened in Amesbury, Massachusetts.

On Wednesday night, I attended class at UT. The class presented papers of adult education agency visits. There were four presentations on this night. I presented last following presentations on centered pregnancy, a senior center, and professional development for teachers (in-service). I evaluated the Faith Formations program at the Central Baptist Church of Bearden. I have developed strategies to implement adult learning methods and stimulate community involvement and social justice. The class supported my suggestions. Will the church?

After class, I visited RAW and his family. KLTW and MP were studying for a class the next day. RAW and his father, ROW, were watching the election. We speculated on what the candidates were scribbling while their opponent was speaking. Our best guess: Sudoku.

ROW has an unbelievably soothing effect on KJW. She becomes almost docile around her grandfather. She only gets this way around people named Bob - her grandfather and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Prayer Blog - 10/15/2008

Tomorrow, my parents will be traveling again. They have a direct flight from Knoxville to Minneapolis where they will be staying through Sunday. The trip is conjunction with my father's work. Please keep their travels in your prayers.

Bible Trivia - 10/15/2008

Question: How many "fruits of the spirit" are listed in Galatians?

Answer: Nine. (Galatians 5:22)

Comments: In the Epistle to the Galatians, Paul lists nine desirable "fruits of the Spirit" in contrast with unsuitable "deeds of the flesh". The nine fruits of the Spirit Paul names are love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law. (Galatians 5:22-23, NASB)

How many of these virtues do you regularly exhibit?

Word of the Day - 10/15/2008

Brume

A brume is a mist; fog.

Genesis' second account of creation explains that prior to the advent of rain, a brume rose from the earth's surface to water the ground. (Genesis 2:6)

But a mist used to rise from the earth and water the whole surface of the ground. (Genesis 2:6, NASB)

This image of Genesis 2:6 was created by Mindy Eslinger.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 10/15/2008

Tuesday was a day of firsts as I began working at the main branch of the Hope Resource Center and began taking shots at the Allergy, Asthma & Sinus Center.

After weeks of training on campus, I began working at the Hope Resource Center’s main offices. I worked the 8:45 am - 1 pm shift. There were no appointments on this day which gave me time to complete more training (on quite possibly the slowest working computer on the planet) and get to know the staff. This vehicle is owned by staff member Jodi Nakamura (JLN). I decided to document it as I like the name (Dorcas) on the personal license plate (see Acts 9:36-43) and the political sticker is also typical of the staff. I am accustomed to being the most liberal person in the room politically, but being the most liberal religiously is a new experience.

I enjoyed the group immensely. We discussed cases of bestiality, partial birth abortion, etc. which is not that uncommon in this field. We also talked football a lot. Unfortunately we got LEB to break her fast of talking about Tennessee football. Kelly Harb (KWH), one of my fellow counselors, knew a great deal about football as her son Richard Harb was recruited by Tennessee offensive coordinator Dave Clawson when he was coaching at Richmond. Harb originally signed with Western Carolina and is now the starting quarterback at North Greeneville University after transferring.

After my shift, I received my first shot treatments at the Allergy, Asthma, & Sinus Center. I was admitted into Exam Room 1 where a nurse named Tonae (spelling?) administered a shot so flawlessly that I did not even feel it. I then waited for twenty minutes to see if there would be any allergic reaction.The only scary aspect was that I was given a prescription for an EpiPen. I am to inject myself in the leg with epinephrine should I experience a severe allergic reaction. Thankfully, there was none on this day.

I was supplied a card with which to swipe so that I can obtain additional shots relatively easily. I will be returning to the Shotroom three times a week as this will get faster results than the originally planned two. This is contingent upon my body being able to withstand the shots.

On Tuesday night, I ate with my parents Aubrey’s. They had just returned safely from their retreat at The Homestead. Dining alone at the restaurant was Mary Costa, a friend of the family who voiced Princess Aurora in the 1959 Disney film Sleeping Beauty. (The 2-disc Platinum edition was released on DVD on October 7th.) DLNV spent much of the meal contemplating whether or not or not she should have invited her to dine with us.

My night ended with a brief stop at MoFoS. We learned that “De La Rosa” is 36-year old Knoxvillian Mark Ian Navarro (MIN). There is no doubt that we will still be calling him “De La Rosa” indefinitely.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Associated Baptist Press - 10/14/2008

Associated Baptist Press
October 14, 2008 · (08-98)

David Wilkinson, Executive Director
Robert Marus, Acting Managing Editor/Washington Bureau Chief
Bob Allen, Senior Writer

In this issue
Connecticut latest jurisdiction to legalilze same-sex marriage (767 words)
N.Y. Baptist group says to defrock pastor facing child-porn charge (763 words)
SBU administrator named as Oklahoma Baptist president (415 words)

Connecticut latest jurisdiction to legalize same-sex marriage
Robert Marus and Bob Allen (767 words)

HARTFORD, Conn. (ABP) -- The Connecticut Supreme Court Oct. 10 made that state the latest in the union to offer full marriage rights to same-sex couples.

The state's justices ruled 4-3 that the equal-protection and due-process provisions of the Connecticut Constitution require marriage be extended to gay men and lesbians. It becomes the third state in the United States -- after Massachusetts and California -- to legalize same-sex marriage.

When the ruling takes effect Oct. 28, it will mainly change terminology, since Connecticut has allowed gay couples to enter into "civil unions" -- with rights and responsibilities virtually identical to marriage -- since 2005. When the state's legislators passed that bill and Gov. Jodi Rell (R) signed it, Connecticut became the first state to approve civil unions without being under judicial pressure to do so.

But the latest decision said civil unions aren't enough. While not specifically enumerated in the state's charter, Justice Richard Palmer said in the majority opinion, marriage "has long been deemed a basic civil right."

"We conclude that, in light of the history of pernicious discrimination faced by gay men and lesbians, and because the institution of marriage carries with it a status and significance that the newly created classification of civil unions does not embody, the segregation of heterosexual and homosexual couples into separate institutions constitutes a cognizable harm," Palmer wrote.

"Interpreting our state constitutional provisions in accordance with firmly established equal-protection principles leads inevitably to the conclusion that gay persons are entitled to marry the otherwise-qualified same-sex partner of their choice," he added. "To decide otherwise would require us to apply one set of constitutional principles to gay persons and another to all others."

While acknowledging that marriage has been traditionally viewed as between a man and woman, the court said history teaches that society's prevailing views and practices often mask unfairness and discrimination not recognized by those not directly harmed. They cited previous bans on interracial marriage, exclusion of women in occupations and official duties and relegating minorities to "separate but equal" institutions.

"Like these once-prevalent views, our conventional understanding of marriage must yield to a more contemporary appreciation of the rights entitled to constitutional protection," the decision said.

In one of three separate dissenting opinions, however, Justice Peter Zarella said decisions on same-sex marriage should be left up to the democratic process rather than a judicial one.

"The ancient definition of marriage as the union of one man and one woman has its basis in biology, not bigotry," Zarella wrote. "If the state no longer has an interest in the regulation of procreation, then that is a decision for the legislature or the people of the state and not this court."

The majority said the state's main rationale for denying marriage to same-sex couples was to preserve the institution of marriage exclusively for heterosexuals. That reason alone, they ruled, is insufficient to justify a ban on same-sex marriage.

The majority also said recognizing the right of gays to wed does not jeopardize religious freedom, because religious organizations will not be required to perform same-sex marriages.

"Because, however, marriage is a state-sanctioned and state-regulated institution, religious objections to same sex marriage cannot play a role in our determination of whether constitutional principles of equal protection mandate same-sex marriage," the court ruled.

Rell's office quickly released a statement saying that, while she disagreed with the ruling, she would enforce it.

"The Supreme Court has spoken," Rell said. "I do not believe their voice reflects the majority of the people of Connecticut. However, I am also firmly convinced that attempts to reverse this decision -- either legislatively or by amending the state Constitution -- will not meet with success. I will therefore abide by the ruling."

Predictably, gay-rights groups hailed the ruling while conservative religious groups pointed to it as another example of why they believe a federal constitutional amendment banning gay marriage is necessary.

However, the decision -- unlike a comparable Massachusetts court ruling on gay marriage prior to the 2004 presidential election -- may have little effect on the upcoming contest. Unlike in 2004, same-sex marriage bans are on the ballot in only a handful of states this year.

Additionally, recent polls suggest that issues such as the economy and the war in Iraq are far more important -- even to conservative religious voters -- than gay marriage or other divisive social issues in determining their voting decisions.

The ruling came about when a group of eight same-sex couples were rejected for marriage licenses by Connecticut officials in 2004. The case is Kerrigan v. Commissioner of Public Health, No. 17716.

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N.Y. Baptist group says to defrock pastor facing child-porn charge
By Bob Allen (763 words)

OSWEGATCHIE, N.Y. (ABP) -- A statewide fellowship of independent Baptist churches in New York is recommending defrocking one of its pastors arrested on child-pornography charges.

Leaders of First Baptist Church in the Upstate New York town of Oswegatchie demanded and received the resignation of Pastor Merton Parks after local media reported their pastor was part of a federal investigation. Parks, 60, was arraigned Oct. 9 and charged with possessing child pornography, a felony punishable by up to two years in prison.

Craig Golden, state representative for the Empire State Fellowship of Regular Baptist Churches, said his group's polity means it would be up to the local church that ordained Parks to withdraw its ordination.

"When a guy does something like Mr. Parks did, we surely don't condone it," Golden said.

Golden said he doesn't yet know where Parks was ordained -- or even if he is ordained at all -- but that when the ordaining church is identified, "We would suggest or recommend to them or advise them that they follow through, and if the charges are true, that they would revoke his ordination certificate."

Golden acknowledged that the Baptist focus on autonomy of the local church creates a special challenge for preventing or addressing pastoral misconduct among Baptists. But, he added, the task is easier today because of the Internet and other technological means that enable rapid communication.

"If [Parks] goes to Utah and some little church gets his name, if they even go on the Internet and check it out, they'll see the whole story," Golden said. "There's no guarantee that he will never get another church," Golden said, but the chances are slim.

The Empire State Fellowship of Regular Baptist Churches is not formally affiliated with the General Association of Regular Baptist Churches, but it partners voluntarily as a regional association with the GARBC in ministry endeavors. Local churches may affiliate with either or both groups.

The GARBC separated from what is today called the American Baptist Churches USA over doctrinal differences in 1933. They strongly emphasize local-church autonomy and reject denominational structures like the Southern Baptist Convention as too connectional.

"We are more disconnected than Southern Baptists," Golden said, "but we still recognize [that] this disqualifies a man" for the ministry.

Last year the Southern Baptist Convention considered establishing a national database of clergy sex abusers, but the SBC Executive Committee rejected the idea as impractical due to local-church autonomy.

That has caused some activists against clergy sex abuse to criticize the SBC. The fact that an independent Baptist group is recommending that a local church defrock a pastor in this case may only sharpen such criticism.

"It's interesting that a Baptist group that claims to be even 'more disconnected' than Southern Baptists can nevertheless take the initiative to research an accused minister's ordination and to publicly urge the revocation of his ordination," said Christa Brown of the Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests. "This is more action than we've seen from Southern Baptist groups, state or national."

According to media reports, Parks was snared in a federal investigation that identified thousands of people in the United States who have subscribed to various child-porn websites.

The Federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement Cyber Crimes Unit said it tracked credit-card purchases of child pornography on Parks' church computer since July. Parks reportedly said in a statement to investigators that he used the images as a way to self-treat his erectile dysfunction, and he claimed he didn't know they were illegal.

Parks told the Watertown (N.Y.) Daily Times "it was some indiscretion on my part," but "there was no malicious intent." He said he regretted involving the church in the ordeal, but he didn't believe the images on his computer were pornographic.

News10Now, a 24-hour local news channel owned and operated by Time Warner Cable, reported that, upon learning of Parks' involvement in the case prior to his arrest, church trustees sent a clear message that they didn't approve of such behavior.

"We called a special meeting and told him we wanted his resignation and his stuff out of the church by Sunday and not to ever step back into the church," said Glenn Fuller, a First Baptist Church trustee.

Parks had reportedly been at the church about three years. He worked previously for about five years as pastor of First Baptist Church in Hermon, N.Y. He also taught about 17 years in private schools in New York and Pennsylvania before entering the ministry.

If convicted, he would have to register as a sex offender.

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SBU administrator named as Oklahoma Baptist president
By Vicki Brown (415 words)

SHAWNEE, Okla. (ABP) -- David Whitlock, 46, an administrator at Southwest Baptist University, has been named Oklahoma Baptist University's 15th president, OBU trustees announced Oct. 10.

"Having been born and raised in Oklahoma, Dr. Whitlock will fit us well," Alton Fannin, OBU trustee chair, said.

An 11-member presidential search committee, which included Baptist General Convention of Oklahoma Executive Director Anthony Jordan and Abby Jeffers, 2007-2008 student body president, presented Whitlock for the position.

"I am delighted that the board of trustees has voted to call Dr. Whitlock as the 15th president of OBU," Stephen Allen, search committee chair, said. "Dr. Whitlock's experience, vision and passion will enable him to continue in the excellent tradition of OBU's past presidents."

Whitlock has been associate provost and dean of the college of business and computer science at Southwest Baptist in Bolivar, Mo., since 1999. He also has served as dean of adult and satellite-campus programs since 2007.

Before that, he taught for 14 years at Southeastern Oklahoma State University. He also has been a bi-vocational pastor for churches in Oklahoma and Missouri since licensed to the ministry in 1993. He currently preaches every other week at Wellspring Baptist Fellowship in Bolivar, where he is an elder.

Born in Purcell, Okla., Whitlock earned a bachelor's degree in chemistry and a master's degree in administrative studies at Southeastern Oklahoma State. He completed a doctorate in educational leadership and policy studies at the University of Oklahoma.

"I see now how God has been preparing me each step along the way to serve in this day and in this place," Whitlock said on campus, following the announcement.

Whitlock follows Mark Brister, who retired in November 2007 after serving Oklahoma Baptist since 1998. John Parrish has served the past 12 months as interim president. Whitlock will assume the post Nov. 3.

Whitlock said he is grateful to have had to opportunity to serve at Southwest Baptist University and leaves behind "many dear friends" and colleagues.

According to SBU's student newspaper, The Omnibus, SBU President Pat Taylor nominated Whitlock for the OBU leadership spot shortly after Brister announced his retirement.

"I wrote a letter of nomination back last spring and it has been very interesting to watch this process unfold," said Taylor, who previously worked at OBU from 1986 to 1996. "You just see God's handprint all over this because he [Whitlock] was one among numerous good candidates."

According to the OBU student newspaper, The Bison, more than 25 candidates were recommended as president.

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-- Bob Allen contributed to this story.

Church Sign - 10/14/2008

Church: Marble City United Methodist Church (2554 Sutherland Avenue; Knoxville, TN 37921)

Sign: “We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.”

Commentary: This sign both reminds its readers of Jesus’ command not to judge (Matthew 7:1; Luke 6:37) and also his final mandate to be his witnesses to all of the earth. Just before ascending, Jesus’ final words to his followers were:

“but you will receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you; and you shall be My witnesses both in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and even to the remotest part of the earth.” (Acts 1:8, NASB)

Bible Trivia - 10/14/2008

Question: What did Moses’ mother cover the basket in which she hid Moses?

Answer: Slime (tar) and pitch. (Exodus 2:3)

Comments: Moses' infancy narrative is one of the most famous in all of the Bible. To avoid Pharaoh's mandate to kill all Hebrew male babies, his mother placed her infant in a wicker basket coated with tar (chemar) and pitch (zepheth) and set the basket in the reeds by the bank of the Nile River. The tar and pitch served to waterproof the vessel.

But when she could hide him no longer, she got him a wicker basket and covered it over with tar and pitch Then she put the child into it and set it among the reeds by the bank of the Nile. (Exodus 2:3, NASB)

The basket was discovered by Pharaoh's daughter who named the child Moses and raised him as her own.

Note: This painting is the "Finding of Moses" by Sébastien Bourdon (1616-1671). The oil on canvas hangs in the National Gallery of Art in Washinton, DC, as part of the Samuel H. Kress Collection.

Word of the Day - 10/14/2008

Jactitation

A jactitation is a false boast or claim that causes injury to another.

Potiphar's wife made the jactitation that Joseph attempted to seduce her. (Genesis 39:14)

she called to the men of her household and said to them, "See, he [Potiphar] has brought in a Hebrew to us to make sport of us; he came in to me to lie with me, and I screamed." (Genesis 39:14, NASB)

The jactitation landed Joseph in prison.

Note: This image of Joseph and Potipher's wife is an oil on canvas by Orazio Gentileschi (1563-1639). It is part of the Royal Collection housed in Windsor Castle.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 10/14/2008

On Monday night, the regular season of church league basketball concluded. My team lost. Again.

The script was very familiar. My team had the ball, trailing by two points in the closing seconds. We called timeout with the score 42-40. Out of the timeout, we turned the ball over which led to a 46-40 loss. We finished the regular season 1-5 with none of our losses being by more than six points. The results:

September 8: 28-32 vs. KLD
September 15: 52-57 vs. GLO
September 22: 37-43 vs. Roberts
September 29: 58-35 vs. KLD
October 6: 51-57 vs. GLO
October 13: 40-46 vs. MDR

Despite our 16.7% winning percentage we actually were only outscored by four points all season (266-270).

We had seven of or eight guys on this night. SH had a lot of work and could not make the game. I call this our No-Sean team. (That was a really bad reference to Knowshon Moreno. Sorry to bring up a sore subject for Vols’ fans.)

Our star, PCR, re-injured his knee. I have personally listed him as day-to-day on our roster. This is to throw off anyone who is gambling on our games.

For the first time all year, I did not give the halftime devotional. PH came prepared, postponing my Muggsy Bogues devotional for next week. (MPW selected the topic.) PH did well. I also got to hear DKN give the devotional during the late game and it is worth repeating.

DKN is a car salesman and once sold AB’s father’s Yukon Denali to a retiring military veteran. (DKN had his permission. He did not just sell another man’s car.) The man had been referred to DKN and though they had not met previously, DKN took an instant liking to the him. Shortly after buying the car, the man called DKN from the side out of the road. The Denali’s transmission had failed. When DKN arrived on the scene, the man had just finished leading a passerby to Christ and said that he now knew why the car's engine had failed. The next day, DKN realized that the highly expensive transmission would not need to be replaced. In fact, the automobile was fixed for less than $20. While picking up his car, the man asked DKN if that had ever happened to him. DKN admitted it had not. The man asked, “Why?” DKN left us with the same question.

DKN also asked AB to thank his father for selling him a bum car.

DKN’s team (captained by GLO) won the second game, 60-29. The most remarkable thing about this is that this meant that of the league’s four teams, we will not be the last seed in the tournament as KLD’s squad is also 1-5. I will let you know the game time. We appreciate all who have attended as we have led the league in fans by a wide margin. That is not as impressive as it sounds.

After the game, JTH, ALK, and I went to Applebees. ALK told us about how a last second shot from her church’s (St. Mark United Methodist Church) basketball team is on YouTube. Way to rub it in our faces, Sweet Bart!

Also of note our waiter, Justin, who I described in the March 5th edition of Eckleburg’s Eyes as looking like Lance Bass has shaved his hair and now no longer looks like Lance Bass. Update your records.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Prayer Blog - 10/13/2008

Tomorrow, JTH's father, CEH (aka "Homer"), returns to the neurologist. He has been incapacitated for some time. Please pray that the doctors will find a way to eliminate spells of falling and will enable him to return to work.

Bible Trivia - 10/13/2008

Question: Complete the following “Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her, hath...”

Answer: “committed adultery with her already in his heart.” (Matthew 5:28)

Comments: In the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus redefines "adultery". The line preceding this Scripture reads, "You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery'". Jesus is quoting the first reference to the word "adultery" in Scripture, the seventh commandment (Exodus 20:14). Jesus acknowledges that the act of adultery is preceded by adulterous thoughts and in doing so, he raises the moral standard for his followers.

but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. (Matthew 5:28, NASB)

President Jimmy Carter faced criticism for these beliefs in an interview that appeared in the November 1976 issue of Playboy. Carter confessed, "Because I'm just human and I'm tempted and Christ set some almost impossible standards for us. The Bible says, "Thou shalt not commit adultery." Christ said, I tell you that anyone who looks on a woman with lust has in his heart already committed adultery. I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times."

Word of the Day - 10/13/2008

Betoken

To betoken is to give evidence of; indicate.

According to Old Testament law, two witnesses were required to betoken an offense for the offender to incur the death penalty. (Deuteronomy 19:15)

"A single witness shall not rise up against a man on account of any iniquity or any sin which he has committed; on the evidence of two or three witnesses a matter shall be confirmed." (Deuteronomy 19:15, NASB)

In the book of Revelation, God enlists two witnesses to testify in deference to this law. (Revelation 11:3)

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 10/13/2008, Part 2

On Sunday morning I taught a Sunday School class at the Central Baptist Church of Bearden comprised of young married couples. The scheduled speaker, NAH was out of town and I had been enlisted to fill his shoes. When I arrived, I got to see DAT’s handiwork. The church is now completely wired for television and the service can be seen in progress throughout the building. I suspect that if the church ever paid DAT by the hour it would go bankrupt.

As per the curriculum, I taught Romans 5:6-19. During the lesson, I referenced the words atonement theories, interlocutor, and synthetic parallelism. I also evidently made several disparaging asides to the SBC. No one seemed to mind me using unnecessarily complex vocabulary or my liberal leanings.

I also referenced both Miley Cyrus and High School Musical so if nothing else I nailed the highly important tween demographic in a class of young married folks. (Note: This photo is of KJW who joined us after her class. She came in vigorously flexing her muscles. RAW speculates that the church drugged his child.)

After church, JTH and I tried a new restaurant. We both noted that we wanted to eat light as we were to eat dessert at his grandmother’s house in celebration of her birthday later in the afternoon. So we ate at Mama Blues - a southern buffet! The restaurant is located at 9645 Kingston Pike where Ryan’s was until it closed in February. Mama Blues opened on September 19th with more or less the same setup and same food. If you like Ryan’s you will like Mama Blues.

One new addition was a mural of Ron Green waving a UT flag. The painting was a great likeness. I took a Religious Studies class at UT with him and recognized him right away. Green was a defensive tackle on Tennessee’s 1998 national championship football team. He is perhaps best remembered for selling his championship ring on eBay.

We had some time to kill before meeting JTH’s grandparents so we visited JDM at the new Kroger. The store opened on October 5th and is enormous. JDM was serving as parking lot manager and had time to give us a tour of the facility. It covers 113,000 square feet and the company made $1.4 million at the location during the previous week alone. It has far more features than the average Kroger including four aisles of toys, a sushi bar, furniture, jewelry, and an As Seen on TV section. They even had a string ensemble from UT playing in the store. Seriously.

Despite their vast inventory, one thing they did not have was Mallomar cookies. At least we could not find them This candy was referenced often on Gilmore Girls and I want to sample one. Does anyone know where I can find Mallomars?

After our tour of Kroger, we traveled to JTH’s grandmother’s home where we celebrated her birthday. She and JTH’s mother had recently attended a DAR meeting. The featured speaker was Smith D. Ray who spoke on the history of Oak Ridge. Among the stories he told were that of a local prophet named John Hendrix (1865-1915). Interesting information on this “mystic” can be found by clicking the link connected to the speaker’s name.

After a great afternoon with his family, JTH and I watched Grandma’s Boy on DVD. I had never seen the film which JTH felt needed to be corrected. I enjoyed it fairly well.

After the movie, I joined JTH, ALK, KL, KJW, MPW, and RAW at RAW’s home for a bonfire. KJW was in rare form. We had pretzels which she referred to as “hearts”. I never would have made that association.

KJW’s grandfather brought her back a Halloween costume from Washington, DC. She will be wearing an orange space suit. It fits her perfectly.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 10/13/2008, Part 1

On Friday, I got to see KJW both in the morning and at night! RAW needed a ride to work and for me to drop KJW off at her aunt PWC’s home as his father had taken the car they had been using on a trip to Washington, DC. As you may guess from this photo, KJW was not fully awake when I picked her up. In her defense, neither was I.

On Friday night, I dropped by MoFoS. Not only did I get to see some friends but I got this great picture of the legendary De La Rosa. For the record, he is almost always this close to the counter.

I then spent Friday night with RAW and KJW. I delivered food from Sonic and we watched House on television, as we often do. KJW enjoyed her meal. She told me, “That made my tummy feel better.” She did get a little jealous that the television was diverting our attention from her (where it obviously should have been), so she dragged a massive chair in front of the television, sat in it, and exclaimed, “Surprise! Happy birthday!”

As an aside, during the program, their was an advertisement for an alltel phone. Neither I nor RAW (nor presumably KJW) has ever know anyone who owned one. Have you?



On Saturday morning, I ate at IHOP with my parents. (This is a rare blog photo of them.) They were to be traveling to Lexington, Virginia, later in the day on the first leg of a vacation to The Homestead. Lexington has a great deal of Civil War history including the Stonewall Jackson House (1824-1863 whom my mother is related to, at least according to my grandmother) and the grave of Robert E. Lee (1807-1870, for whom my mother is named as they share the same birth date.). After sharing these Civil War connections, I feel compelled to note that it was my grandfather, a native New Yorker, who was the Civl War buff in the family and not his southern wife.

Dad’s travel plans meant that I would not get to watch the Tennessee football game with him. He did not miss as much as the Vols lost again, to Georgia, 26-14. The Vols are now 0-3 in the SEC for the first time in twenty years.

On Saturday night, I ate with JTH and ALK. I was given the privilege of choosing the restaurant and I selected Big Ed’s Pizza in Oak Ridge. The drive there seemed to take an eternity for some reason but I think the pizza was worth it. We had a good night though the drive must have worn ALK out as she fell asleep on the way home. Then again, I sometimes have that effect on women...

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Prayer Blog - 10/12/2008, #2

Today my parents began a brief vacation with friends at The Homestead in Hot Springs, Virginia. Please keep their travel plans in your prayers.

Prayer Blog - 10/12/2008

Tomorrow morning, MLM is leading another expedition to the Gulf Coast to participate in disaster relief. Please keep this ministry in your prayers.

Church Sign - 10/12/2008

Church: Zion United Methodist Church (1807 Duncan Road; Knoxville, TN 37919)

Sign: “Conscious is not God’s voice. It is his gift.”

Commentary: Despite the spelling error in this sign (the quote should read “conscience”, not “conscious”), this sign is a great reminder that a conscience is a gift from God. I Peter affirms this, noting that a good conscience is something worth asking God for:

Corresponding to that, baptism now saves you-- not the removal of dirt from the flesh, but an appeal to God for a good conscience--through the resurrection of Jesus Christ, (I Peter 3:21, NASN)