Wednesday, May 21, 2008

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 5/21/2008

I had a very productive Tuesday but Sunday is approaching faster than I would want. It always does.

In the afternoon, I dropped by the church and saw JTH, MLM, JBT & GAB (who were playing basketball), and PRI & JMM. I mention this to let you know that I will indeed be giving a mission report on Wednesday night at 6 pm. My dear friend TAM, who participated in a trip prior to the one I was on, has editedt two hours of video into a fifteen minute presentation. If you are bored stop by the Fellowship Hall.

In remarkable news, I heard form my crew chief Kevin Welker (KEW) and he reported that the house we working on in Pass Christian, Mississippi, was completed on May 14, ahead of schedule. Praise God!

On Tuesday night, I ate at Silver Spoon with my parents. In big news, Ed, a prominent waiter, has decided to attend graduate school in music at UNC-Greensboro. If you have eaten at the restaurant in the last several years, you will know Ed as the opera singer who serenades his tables with arias. (I use that word to demonstrate that I have done a crossword puzzle in my day.) He has an apartment waiting wth only wisdom teeth standing between he and the next step in his education. We wish him the best of luck.

I then joined RAW and KJW at his house. RAW had just returned from playing basketball at the YMCA. His star teammate and former Vol basketball player Rashard Lee (RDL) is back from playing overseas for Geneve (Switzerland). He makes more money there than here and gets paid for playing basketball so he hopes to be back next season. I just hope it does not conflict with our rec league schedule like last year.

We watched the Celtics beat the Pistons 88-79 in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals with KJW. The Celtics won at home as they have in all nine home playoff game thus far. KJW actually asked to sit with us and watch the game. I was so proud. (Note: RAW dressed her in mismatched pajamas because we could not find a matching set. )

We also fed KJW a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. She did well for most of the night, but having not napped, she did become upset for no apparent reason. It may just be that she was being a woman...

On Tuesday, Jimmy Stewart would have celebrated his 100th birthday. TCM did a tribute showing his movies all day. I just felt it appropriate to honor this icon. I am a fan.

Finally, our wallpapering saga looks to be coming to an end. We have been assured that only one day remains. I actually do believe this as all of the wallpaper has been hung and only the mirrors and toilets need to be reinstalled. It looks good. Frankly, it ought to be...

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Associated Baptist Press - 5/20/2008

Associated Baptist Press
May 20, 2008 (8-52)

IN THIS ISSUE:
Baylor President John Lilley’s future in doubt after meeting
Wiley Drake cleared in IRS probe, but vows further endorsement
Baptists continue to respond as tolls rise in China, Myanmar
Prestonwood minister resigns after arrest in online sex sting
American Baptists launch fund to battle global food crisis
British Baptists to go to Jamaica with apology for slave trade

Baylor President John Lilley’s future in doubt after meeting
By Robert Marus

WACO, Texas (ABP) -- John Lilley may be the latest endangered leader at the world’s largest Baptist school, according to reports in the local newspaper.

The Waco Tribune-Herald reported May 17 that Baylor University leaders declined to discuss whether the school’s regents took a vote on Lilley’s fate during a board meeting the previous day. The paper reported earlier that, according to unidentified board sources, such a vote would be held.

Lilley came to Baylor in 2005 after the stormy 10-year tenure of Robert Sloan. Baylor officials hoped at the time that Lilley would help heal a rift that had developed under Sloan between the faculty and administration over ideological and educational issues. They also hoped Lilley could calm tensions between the independent Baylor Alumni Association and the regents.

But controversy over several recent denials of tenure to faculty members, despite the recommendations of their departments, and other issues has raised questions in recent weeks about Lilley’s fate.

The Tribune reported May 14 that the meeting would include a vote to fire Lilley. But the school issued a press release following the May 16 meeting that mentioned nothing about any such vote.

According to the newspaper, Lilley, Baylor Regents chairman Harold Cunningham and Vice President for Communications John Barry refused to say if the meeting had included a vote on Lilley’s fate, repeatedly noting that they would not comment on anything that happened in executive session.

Asked for further information by an Associated Baptist Press reporter May 19, Baylor spokesperson Lori Scott Fogleman reiterated other school officials' statements. "We can't talk about confidential executive session matters, but what I can tell you is that Dr. Lilley is Baylor's president," she said, noting that Lilley "has a full schedule of business he is attending to on behalf of the university" in the next few weeks.

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Wiley Drake cleared in IRS probe, but vows further endorsement
By Robert Marus

WASHINGTON (ABP) -- Southern Baptist pastor-personality Wiley Drake did not violate tax law by using his church’s letterhead or his radio show to endorse Mike Huckabee, he announced May 18.

Drake, pastor of the 75-member First Southern Baptist Church in Buena Park, Calif., told church members and visitors that the government had cleared the congregation. An IRS letter that Drake provided to local media outlets said that, based on “all the facts and circumstances” of the endorsements, “the IRS has concluded that Buena Park First Southern Baptist Church did not engage in prohibited political campaign intervention in violation of the requirements of [Internal Revenue Code] Section 501(c)(3).”

Federal tax law prevents churches and similar tax-exempt organizations from endorsing candidates or parties in elections. If they do so, they risk losing their tax exemption altogether.

Drake -- who has announced his long-shot candidacy for the Southern Baptist Convention’s presidency this year -- said in February that he was under investigation for using his church letterhead and a radio show last year to endorse Huckabee for the Republican presidential nomination. Huckabee, the former Arkansas governor, is also a Southern Baptist minister.

“After very serious prayer and consideration, I announce today that I am going to personally endorse Mike Huckabee,” he said in the press release, which was e-mailed to media outlets and written on church letterhead. “I ask all of my Southern Baptist brothers and sisters to consider getting behind Mike and helping him all you can.”

He said he believes “God has chosen Mike for such an hour,” and that of all the candidates running for president, “Mike Huckabee will listen to God.”

Shortly after he released the written statement, Drake also endorsed Huckabee on an Internet-based radio show he broadcasts, often from the church’s property.

“Yes, I endorsed him personally and, yes, we use the First Southern Baptist Church,” Drake said on the show. “Everything we do is under the auspices of the church.”

But the IRS letter said that both endorsements were more properly understood as Drake’s individual endorsements rather than official church actions. The press release, it noted, was sent from Drake’s personal account and did not go out to church members. It listed his position as pastor “for identification purposes,” the letter said, and the endorsement was not “authorized or approved” by the church. In addition, it claimed, “no church resources were utilized in preparing or sending the e-mail.”

On the radio-show endorsement, the letter said the Wiley Drake Show is a separate legal entity from the church, and the church doesn’t “own, financially support, sponsor or have any legal rights” to the show. It said Drake uses his personal mobile phone to call the organization (Crusade Radio) through which the show is broadcast, and that he may do so while “at the church on his break” or when away from the church building.

In recent years, some religious conservatives have tried unsuccessfully to undo the tax laws that prevent churches from endorsing candidates or parties while retaining their tax-exempt status. Opponents of such efforts claim the prohibition actually upholds religious freedom by protecting houses of worship and denominational bodies from being used by candidates and parties.

A conservative Christian legal organization recently asked thousands of pastors to endorse candidates from the pulpit on Sept. 28. The Alliance Defense Fund -- which defended Drake against the IRS investigation -- hopes that one or more investigations or tax revocations launched by the event will lead to a federal case that would test the constitutionality of the law curtailing church political endorsements.

Drake did not respond to an Associated Baptist Press reporter’s request for confirmation by press time for this story, but according to the Orange County Register, he plans to participate in the organization’s protest against tax law.

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Baptists continue to respond as tolls rise in China, Myanmar
By ABP staff

(ABP) -- Baptists continue to mobilize supplies and prayer in an effort to minister to victims of natural disasters in China and Myanmar.

Latest news reports May 19 indicated the death toll in China had risen to 34,000, with 220,000 injured, in the wake of the 7.9-magnitude earthquake that struck Sichuan province May 12.

Cyclone Nargis struck Myanmar (Burma) on May 3, killing at least 78,000 and leaving hundreds of thousands homeless. The country’s ruling military junta continues to resist most international assistance.

Franklin Graham, founder of the relief organization Samaritan’s Purse, was in China at the time the earthquake hit. His organization continues to collect supplies and plans to send them to the area by the end of the week.

Working with the China Association for International Friendly Contact, Samaritan’s Purse is sending rolls of plastic sheeting, water filtration units, hygiene packets, medical kits, blankets and other supplies.

Myanmar’s leaders continue to resist international assistance efforts. But as of May 19, some help had been accepted from the Baptist World Alliance and Samaritan’s Purse.

Graham’s organization was among the first non-government relief agencies allowed to send supplies to Myanmar. According to its website, one cargo-plane-load of supplies arrived from Thailand on May 14. Because of government restrictions, Samaritan’s Purse is working through local churches to get relief materials delivered.

Airlifted supplies include water purification kits, rolls of plastic for emergency shelters, emergency health kits, blankets, clothing and mosquito nets.

A Baptist World Alliance Rescue24 team was granted visas and has entered Myanmar. The team currently is stationed in Yangon, among the largest cities devastated by the cyclone. The team is working in five camps near the city, serving approximately 15,000 people.

According to news reports, the Asia Pacific Baptist Federation, a BWA affiliate, is organizing a meeting of national Baptist convention representatives and relief workers in Bangkok, Thailand, May 24 to discuss needs and ways in which to meet them.

BWA, through its relief arm, Baptist World Aid, expects to send a relief team to China by Thursday or Friday. According to the BWA website, volunteers from the United States -- North Carolina, Virginia and Texas -- and Singapore, Australia and Hungary are on standby to form additional teams. Members of Hungarian Baptist Aid are leading both teams.

According to a post on its website, the Southern Baptist Convention’s relief organization, Baptist Global Response, is hoping to have a team in China sometime during the week of May 19.

The organization sent five initial disaster-relief responders to Bangkok in the wake of the Myanmar storm.

American Baptists have given two $5,000 grants, one for each country, to assist with relief efforts.

Contributions for both countries can be made online at www.thefellowship.info/give (CBF); www.abc-oghs.org/give (American Baptist Churches, USA); www.bwanet.org/bwaid (Baptist World Alliance); www.baptistglobalresponse.com (SBC Baptist Global Response).

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Prestonwood minister resigns after arrest in online sex sting
By ABP staff

DALLAS (ABP) — An associate minister at a Dallas megachurch was arrested in Bryan, Texas, while trying to meet face to face with a “teen” he met online.

A minister to adults at Prestonwood Baptist Church, Joe Barron, 52, of Plano, a Dallas suburb, was arrested around noon May 15 and charged with solicitation of a minor, according to the City of Bryan Police Department. He has been released on $7,000 bond, the Dallas Morning News reported.

According to a police press release, Barron was caught as part of a police sting operation against online sexual predators. Barron had communicated with Bryan police officers for about two weeks, thinking he was chatting with a 13-year-old female. According to the report, the online chats were “sexually explicit in nature.”

On May 6, Barron arranged to meet the “girl” the following week in Bryan, about 200 miles south. Undercover police staked out the agreed upon location and arrested Barron when he arrived.

At the time of his arrest, “he said he was feeling guilt and shame and grief,” Sgt. Shane Bush, an officer with the department’s directed-deployment team, told news reporters.

Barron gave no indication in his online chats that he was a minister, Bryan police spokeswoman Lesley Malinak said.

Officers confiscated a web-cam and headset and condoms from Barron’s car. Bryan and Plano law enforcement took a desktop computer, two laptops and several computer disks and memory cards from the minister’s home.

According to the police report, Prestonwood Baptist cooperated by allowing officers access to Barron’s office computer.

Prestonwood pastor Jack Graham informed his congregation at a Saturday evening videotaped service that Barron had immediately resigned his position as minister to middle-aged married adults. One of 40 ministers, Barron had been on the church’s staff about 18 months.

“We are appalled and disgraced by this terrible action,” Graham said. “We have worked very, very hard to earn the trust of our congregation and our community…. We will continue to make it our highest priority … that our staff … will be of the highest character and calling.”

If convicted of the second-degree felony, Barron faces a possible 20-year prison sentence and a $10,000 fine.

Acting as a vice squad, the Bryan team has been in place since September 2006. They have made 12 arrests for online solicitation.

Accounts of sex abuse of minors and adults by Southern Baptist clergy have made national headlines in recent years, sparking widespread calls for reform -- so far unanswered.

The Journal of Pastoral Care reported in a 1993 survey that 14 percent of Southern Baptist senior pastors have engaged in “sexual behavior inappropriate for a minister.” Those statistics include sexual misconduct between adults. But 70 percent of reported sexual assaults involve minors, according to the victim-advocate group Darkness to Light, and an estimated 30 percent of child victims never report their abuse. Most abusers will have multiple victims, and serial abusers can have 40 to 400 in a lifetime.

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American Baptists launch fund to battle global food crisis
By ABP staff

VALLEY FORGE, Penn. (ABP) -- American Baptist Churches USA has launched a fund drive to provide money to help ministry partners in poor areas deal with the rising costs of basic foodstuffs.

ABC International Ministries started the Global Crisis Food Fund with $100,000. The missions agency contributed $50,000 of its resources, and the other $50,000 came from One Great Hour of Sharing, an offering conducted by the ABC World Relief Office.

“Places around the world where hunger has been a big problem, have now seen it become a bigger problem as food prices have increased dramatically” Reid Trulson, ABC International Ministries executive director, said, according to the American Baptist News Service.

“Our fund is a response to our partners and other Christian organizations who are on the frontlines of helping to feed the hungry and homeless every day. We want to help them so they don't have to cut back on basic staples their people need for survival,” he continued.

Half of the money will be granted immediately to the Thailand Burma Border Consortium, to help cover the rising cost of rice. That is the primary staple food given to hundreds of thousands of displaced people living in refugee camps in the region.

“The most recent report I saw shows that the Thailand Burma Border Consortium supplies all the food in nine camps. [They] still need about $7 million to avoid having to severely cut the food ration,” Duane Binkley, a missionary who works with refugees in Thailand and in the United States said. Some cuts have been made already, he added.

The remaining $50,000 will be available for partners to apply for grants. U.S. partners may apply through American Baptist National Ministries.

A $5,000 grant has been approved for Jean Rabel, a region in Haiti, where missionaries Kihomi and Madubiga Nzunga serve. According to Nzunga, families are reportedly selling their children in hopes that they will be able to eat and survive wherever they are taken.

Partners in the Philippines and North Korea have also applied.

The food crisis is blamed on many factors, such as the rising cost of oil, which increases transportation costs; government subsidies that have increased food costs in some countries; natural disasters and other ongoing crises.

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British Baptists to go to Jamaica with apology for slave trade
By ABP staff

DIDCOT, England (ABP) — A delegation of British Baptists is set to apologize, in person, to Jamaican Baptists for the trans-Atlantic slave trade.

During a May 22-29 stay, the delegation plans to meet with Jamaican Baptists and worship in their churches, as well as to see some of the locations tied to the history of the slave trade. Team members during two worship experiences with Jamaican Baptists May 25, the British representatives will apologize and present a plaque.

The trip follows the bicentennial commemoration of the passage of the 1807 act of the British Parliament that abolished that nation’s slave trade. Jamaica was a British colony where many slaves settled.

The Baptist Union of Great Britain instigated the trip after Baptist Union Council members passed a resolution of apology at their November session.

That decision was prompted, according to a release from the Baptist Union, by letters that appeared last year in the Baptist Times, a British Baptist newspaper. Several writers expressed disappointment that the British delegation failed to offer an apology, during last year’s Baptist World Alliance gathering in Ghana, to Ghanaian and other black Baptists. That nation, like other parts of West Africa, is where many of the slaves that British slave-traders sent to the New World originated.

Council members unanimously agreed to the resolution, which offers an “apology to God and to our brothers and sisters for all that has created and still perpetuates the hurt which originated from the horror of slavery.”

Members of the delegation to Jamaica include Baptist Union General Secretary Jonathan Edwards; Alistair Brown, director of the union’s missionary arm, BMS World Mission; Wale Hudson-Roberts, racial-justice coordinator for the union; and Pat White, a member of Brixton Baptist Church, who will represent the London Baptist Association and the British Baptist Black and Ethnic Minority Ministers’ Forum and churches.

“The decision to offer an apology for the trans-Atlantic slave trade was an historic moment for the Baptist Union Council,” Edwards said, in the release. “In the statement that was agreed at that meeting, it was clearly stated that this was just the start of a journey. Taking the apology to Jamaica in person seemed to many people a vital step on the journey, and it is my privilege to participate in it.”

Brown noted, “Going to Jamaica is very important for me. BMS worked in Jamaica among slaves and stood with them against slavery. But Baptists in Britain were slower than we should have been to take a decisive stand, and I’m very sorry about that. It matters now to stand shoulder to shoulder with Caribbean sisters and brothers, acknowledging failures and rejoicing in Christian fellowship.”

Jamaica Baptist Union General Secretary Karl Johnson is looking forward to meeting the delegation. “The Jamaica Baptist Union received the news of the apology made by our sisters and brothers in the Baptist family in the United Kingdom with openness, humility and appreciation,” he said.

“For years we have felt that such an action was necessary and have indeed encouraged them to consider [the] same. It therefore goes without saying that we are grateful to God that in God’s own time and in the lifetime of some who were part of the original request in 1994, it has come to pass.”

Another Baptist of African descent hailed the development. As members of the body of Christ, we treasure the solidarity we have in Christ and we know how to respond when fellow Christians admit to wrongdoing, if even by their forebears,” said Baptist World Alliance General Secretary Neville Callam, who is from Jamaica.

”We know the joy and the blessing of forgiveness. With this, true healing is possible and liberation becomes the common gain of everyone involved.”

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Bible Trivia - 5/20/2008

Question: How does the book of Numbers get its name?

Answer: From a census of the Israelite people.

Comments: The book of Numbers actually takes its name from the Greek version of the Old Testament (Septuagint or LXX). The LXX version bears the title "Numeri," from the command given by God in Numbers 1:2-4 to number the children of Israel "from twenty years old and upward," (NASB), with the priestly tribe of Levi being exempted. Moses was to also to appoint heads over each tribe. The result of the numbering is that 603,550 Israelites were found to be fit for military service. (Numbers 1:46) In Jewish literature it is known as "Bemidbar" which means "in the wilderness." The Hebrew Bible develops titles from each book's first word in Hebrew.

Word of the Day - 5/20/2008

Sempiternal

Sempiternal is an adjective meaning everlasting; eternal.

In the Gopel of Luke, a lawyer and a ruler both inquire of Jesus about the requirements for inheriting sempiternal life using almost the exact same phrasing (Luke 10:25; Luke 18:18).

And a lawyer stood up and put Him to the test, saying, "Teacher, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?" (Luke 10:25, NASB)

A ruler questioned Him, saying, "Good Teacher, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?" (Luke 18:18, NASB)


Jesus refers both to Old Testament law, but not to the same passages.

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 5/20/2008

I had a great Monday evening with JTH and his family.

I met JTH at the home of his friends CRF (aka CYKTGWHS) and TL (aka TLYKTGG). The house is situated in a subdivision that borders on being in Lenoir City if it is not already. It is nice but it reeks of canine. JTH is house sitting for their two dogs, Neko and Lincoln, while they are out of town. The dogs are brothers of the Belgian Shepherd Malinois variety. If you happen to be in charge of any upcoming spelling bees, "Malinois" would be a great word to choose as I am pretty sure Akeelah would even have difficulty with it.

After picking JTH up we met his parents as Sam & Andy’s, a local restaurant. On the way we had an interesting experience as the red light at the five-lane intersection of Kingston Pike and Concord Road was stuck. The lights were not blinking, they were stopped on one rotation. JTH did his part by calling 9-1-1. After his conversation ended, he noted how courteous they always are. Apparently, he has had to dial 9-1-1 three times!

Sam & Andy’s is another local staple, long having a location on the UT campus. Sam and Andy Captain first opened shop in Knoxville in 1946. The campus location closed on April 29, 1997, but they still have a Farragut shop. On this night, I had perhaps the best meatball sub I have ever tasted. I obviously recommend the place, just bring cash as they do not accept credit cards. Amazingly, I had cash on this trip, but it was unecessary as CEH paid for my meal. Thanks, Homer!

JTH’s parents eat there often as the food is good and simple and its building is close to their home. KTH joined us having completed her first back at work after knee replacement surgery. The preschool teacher returned just in time for the final week of the weekday program.

His mother was raving about a Christian novel called The Shack by William P. Young. The novel was self-published in May 2007 and became a USA Today bestseller, having sold over three-quarters of a million copies. If you are into Christian fiction, it is supposed to be good.

JTH and I then returned to his friends' house and watched two episodes of “Rob & Big” on DVD. I had never seen the program before. This is an MTV “reality” program which follows the life of skateboarder Rob Dyrdek and his best friend and bodyguard Chris “Big Black” Boykin. Created by the producers of “Jackass”, it has absolutely no plot. Naturally, JTH loves it. If nothing else, the expression "do work" is now in my vocabulary.

The original photos in this post were the first pictures taken with my new cell phone, Verizon’s LG VX8350 model. My only complaint is that I had to use the promotional photo of the phone as it cannot take a picture of itself. I guess nothing is perfect.

I will close with another update on the epic wallpapering experience at the Vinson home. One strip of paper was finally put up on Monday. One. The workers cleverly closed the doors at some point, giving the illusion that they were hard at work. My mother thought that they were all day in the house at night but they had been gone for some time, only leaving a pickup truck in the driveway. Thus, the papering continues...

Monday, May 19, 2008

Prayer Blog - 5/19/2008, #2

KM, daughter of CDM, checked out of a hospital yesterday. The child contracted pneumonia. Though she is well on her way, keep her in your thoughts and prayers.

Prayer Blog - 5/19/2008

LKW, always sweet, dropped by food at my home tonight as she wanted to do something to commemorate my grandmother's death. While at the house, she informed my mother and I that if flight prices reduce to their previous levels, she and her teenage daughter HS will make a mission trip with JPP to South Africa from July 3-15. Pray God's will be done and that if possible, they get to join the team.

Bible Trivia - 5/19/2008

Question: What is the name of the Muslim sacred site now located on the former site of Solomon's temple.

Answer: The Dome of the Rock.

Comments: The Dome of the Rock is located at the visual center of the Temple Mount. The second temple was destoyed during the Roman Siege of Jerusalem in 70 CE. Islam gained control of the land in 637 AD when Jerusalem was conquered by the Rashidun Caliphate army during the Islamic invasion of the Byzantine Empire. The Dome of the Rock was completed in 691, making it the oldest extant Islamic building in the world.

Word of the Day - 5/19/2008

Relucent

Relucent means shining; bright.

Shortly after the feeding of the 5000 Jesus' face and clothes suddenly became relucent in what theologians have dubbed "The Transfiguration." (Matthew 17:2, Mark 9:3, Luke 9:29)

And He was transfigured before them; and His face shone like the sun, and His garments became as white as light. (Matthew 17:2, NASB)

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 5/19/2008

I spent the weekend celebrating SMA's graduation from the Cumberland School of Law. The celebration became an event that encompasseed three states!

The plan had me driving to Atlanta on Friday, to Birmingham on Saturday and back to Knoxville after the graduation later that night. If you think that is a logistical nightmare, SMA and WRK went from Knoxville to Birmingham on Thursday to procure his cap and gown, stayed in Oxford, Alabama, and then to Atlanta before taking the same route I did. This was done as SMA wanted to celebrate in Atlanta.

On Friday morning, I woke up bright and early and hit the road to Atlanta. If I had a dollar for every time I have made this trip, I could afford a car. I might even be able to afford gas for the trip. You see, what I’m trying to say is that gas prices are outrageous.

Naturally, I stopped in Chattanooga to break the trip up and peruse their McKay’s. I made a great discovery there. I was wearing my prized Fantastic Four shirt (bought at a thrift store) when the clerk asked me my superpower. After admitting that if I had one I would have more money, I then said I can find things cheap. Thus, “Bargain Man” was born.

Things were running smoothly until I got exit to 285 (Red Top Mountain Road; Cartersville). Then they slowed down. In fact, we practically stopped. Bumper to bumper driving en route to Atlanta is like a Brady Bunch revival. You know it’s going to happen, you just don’t know when. On this trip, it was just fourteen miles from my exit! I was so close I could practically walk it. Practically...

As I was ahead of schedule, I had been contemplating what I would do with my extra ten minutes. No worries. I was one hour late. I amused myself by reading the signs that surrounded me. The traffic signs were especially amusing: "Speeding Fines Doubled" and "Speed Limit: 50 MPH" were not a great concern and I was uncertain as to whether “Reduced Speed Ahead” was even possible. If you can take a clear photo from a camera phone, you need not worry about dangerous speeds.

I also read the ads on the highway and the cars. On one of the 18-wheeelers in front of me was an ad for http://www.driveabigtruck.com/. Not just a truck, but a big truck. I refrained from calling a “How am I driving number?” (I have done that before.) File these under traffic jam tips for future reference if you travel to Atlanta.

In addition to this being typical of a Friday in the Atlanta area, a three-lane highway had been reduced to one lane for a three-mile stretch. That three miles took more than one hour to traverse.

My meeting with BKW in Kennesaw was greatly postponed. (Even on a smash and grab through Atlanta, I try to see BKW.) Fortunately, as a Kennesaw resident, he completely understood the situation. As always, it was great to see my seminary bud. After remembering what I hated about Atlanta (driving) I remembered the part I loved (friends). Th third of the Three Pulpiteers, MDC, was invited but unable to attend.

We finally met at The Varsity in Kennesaw. I had never eaten at the Atlanta staple before. Under BKW’s expert guidance, I tried the whole Varsity experience - hamburger, hot dog, fries, and a frosted orange. I typically only drink water except on Sundays, but I wanted the traditional Varsity drink. It is like a liquid orange sherbert.

Evidently, people do not flock to the place for the food, though I liked mine. It is a traditional local haunt which first opened in 1928. It is a throwback to another era and adult patrons are even known to don paper hats. The experience trumps the food.

BKW is a presently bi-vocational minister who works at Complete Printing. Both of his careers are going well. Over lunch BKW landed a prestigious account with the Atlanta Bread Company. They presently have 140 stores (primarily in the southeastern United States) with plans to expand. I was pleased to be present when the good news was delivered.

His ministry is also going well as Sunday (May 18th) marks the first time he will be leading the service at his church. He has been working extensively with children. He has challenged the children to deliver any question. Thus far, the jet propulsion of an F-415 is the only inquiry which has stumped him. He did well when an eleven-year old girl asked him why guys like girls’ butts so much. Better him than me.

He also recently consulted with his partner Keith’s daughter. Two of her friends died drowning on May 9. One cramped up in a lake and when his friend tried to save him, he was pulled under. For more details see "Prayer Blog - 5/15/2008". I learned, for future reference, that unless one is exceptionally strong or a great swimmer (I am neither), your best bet is to knock out the panicked swimmer and hope to revive her on land.

I delivered BKW’s Christmas gift. Yes, in May. (We have seen each other since then, I just always forget the gift.) He enjoyed is WC Vinson Minsitries t-shirt (which with so few left is certainly becoming a collector’s item) and the vintage (read old and used) Karate Kid action figures. It is his favorite film. It is not the last gift from Christmas leftover. LEJ, if you read this, you have one coming. We seminary grads struggle to connect.

As always, BKW shared pearls of wisdom on training regimens. He led me to http://www.shovelglove.com/ and a guy who developed "everyday systems." This man admittedly has no medical training but has developed routines that involved sledgehammers so he cannot be all bad. How long do you think I would make it before injuring myself or breaking something?

I made a brief stop at the adjacent Town Center at Cobb Simon mall and then traveled to Abdullah the Butcher’s House of Ribs and Chinese Food (yes that is its real name). It is in the Ben Hill region of South Atlanta (near where LEJ’s parents married) and on the other side of Atlanta from Kennesaw.

I was to meet MJB and CST, who made the trip to Atlanta to attend the first leg of SMA’s graduation celebration. Unfortunately, they were delayed in the same traffic I had been in. I called them from the restaurant and they were still 40 miles away. They had hit it later in the day, which meant the delay was longer was longer. Their trip took 5 ½ hours. I waited in the restaurant for a bit and soaked in the ambiance.

Abdullah the Butcher naturally owns the place. He was a wrestler known especially for his bloody matches. He has cut his forehead so often that he can entertain fellow wrestler by rolling quarters through the divots in his scalp. Insanity or dedication to his craft? You be the judge. When eating at Abdullah’s one can view highlights from his matches, which I am sure someone in the world might find appetizing.

With the time to kill, I visited nearby Elizabeth Baptist Church, where my aforementioned friend MDC works. He was not there but I picked up this snazzy brochure and left a message for him. I would hate to be in the region and not try to connect.

Matters became incredibly complicated at this point as my cell phone officially died. Not as in a power outage, but as in dead. We booked this trip like WCW - on the fly. This meant that we had no concrete plans (I did not even know the hotel we were staying at) and no way to contact anyone. While picking up a disposable camera at a Walgreens I prayed. At that moment, my phone inexplicably resuscitated. I learned that my friends had no time to make it to South Atlanta and I was to meet SMA at our hotel. Nearly immediately thereafter my phone was dead for good - or in Princess Bride terms - had gone from “mostly dead” to “all dead.” Can you say, “God?”

With my new marching orders, I then drove back to downtown to the Westin Peachtree Plaza and checked my car with the valet. How did travelers function prior to the advent of the GPS? Why, I am old enough to remember the ancient days when all I had was a Mapquest printout at my disposal...

Standing 73 stories, Westin Peachtree Plaza is one of the tallest building in the Atlanta skyline. We are fairly certain we could see to Florida from our rooms. Though I had never stayed in the hotel, I had eaten at the Sun Dial restaurant, located on the top floor, in January 2003. Actually, LEJ was there. That is three LEJ references in one post! I never realized how many Atlanta associations I had with her.

I started in room 3417 but switched with SMA’s parents to room 4315. SMA’s mother BCA is troubled by acrophobia. I was happy to oblige as they were kind enough to pay for the rooms. I did find it amusing as I am not sure of the difference between 34 and 43 flights up. I am pretty sure if either of us plunged off the side, we would be "all dead" either way.

After checking the Xterra with the valet, I had an incredibly awkward check in. As I was staying only one night, I carried my change of clothes and brought no luggage. This coupled with my shorts and t-shirt made me incredibly conspicuous in the posh hotel. Many employees laughingly inundated me with offers of help carrying “my luggage” in accents reminiscent of Coming to America.

SMA met me and escorted me across the street to Pitty Pat’s Porch. Yes, it was my third consecutive restaurant. We met WRK, and SMA’s parents DA (literally no middle name; appropriately the lawyer’s father is "DA") and BCA. They had not eaten since breakfast, so we were there at 5 pm when it opened.

The restaurant is an Atlanta fixture, having been open since October 1967. It has a tasteful Gone With the Wind theme. The name comes from Scarlett O’Hara's aunt. When in Atlanta, Scarlett lodged with Aunt Pittypat, who prepared only her best recipes and provided great hospitality. Keeping with the antiquated southern theme, the menus are presented as fans. Drinks are served in stone water goblets that feel so cold they “could freeze the hand off an Eskimo.” (Note: Ric Flair quote.) All meals are served with bread, greens, and black eyes peas.

The restaurant serves typically Southern dishes in a plantation house atmosphere. I was the odd man out as I ordered “Rhett’s Mixed Grill” - “A combination of grilled filets of beef, pork, and chicken served on a bed of Southern rice pilaf and tasty zinfandel sauce.” Otherwise, both girls ate Aunt Pittypat’s Fried Chicken and both guys “the Plantation Combo” - ribs and chicken. SMA also sampled his first ever Mint Julep.

WRK ate a little over one piece of chicken. SMA, DA, and I teamed up all weekend to ridicule her eating habits. I chided her that KJW eats more than she and that she is the inverse of competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi. DA had the best remark in this regard. As I was lamenting that no celebrities ate with us on the trip as is custom when I eat with SMA and WRK, he corrected me that I was actually eating with SMA and WRK was “there.” Well played.

DA may have actually gotten the menu changed as well. His peach cobbler was (incorrectly) prepared cold. Our near deaf (literally, possessing a massive hearing aid) waiter said, “I’ll tell the manager and have that taken off the menu.” Though we are relatively certain he meant “bill,”we prefer to think of it as DA having the dessert eliminated from the restaurant.

The waiter then began blaming the Mexican cook at a volume only a deaf man can. Naturally one of the guests behind him, was Hispanic. At least it was not his table.

Overall, it was a good experience. We were all given complimentary mason jars (which the waiter referred to as an “ankle breaker”) emblazoned with the restaurant's logo as souvenirs.

Some news from dinner discussion:

  • On the national front, Ellen Degeneres announced she would be married to her lover Portia de Rossi as gay marriage has been legalized in California.
  • New Kids on the Block reunited on the Today Show earlier in the morning.
  • In Knoxville related news, DBN’s brother qualified for Jeopardy.
  • MWD broke break up her boyfriend Ben. The reason? She did not like his mom. This is not as outlandish a reason as "he texted like a friend", but it is close. SMA bluntly asked her “Is this permanent or are you just being stupid?” She leaned towards the latter. We are hoping anyway as we like the guy.

Over dinner, we heard from our friends MJB and CST. Instead of eating with us, they decided to tailgate at the stadium. So they cracked open two six packs, pulled out lawn chairs in front of CST's pickup and camped beneath the "1" sign in the blue parking section of the baseball stadium where we would be meeting them later. The only thing that would have improved this image wold have been were they wearing Tennessee attire. Represent, boys!

We then made our way to Turner Field where we saw the Oakland Athletics play the Atlanta Braves. Though Interleague games have been played since 1997, it was SMA's and my first interleague game.

At will call, we finally hooked up with MJB and CST. They are well. CST, however, was facing the potential loss of his job at Jewelry Television when he returned home on Monday. Earlier in the day, the Knoxville-based shopping organization had laid off 150 employees. CST was well aware that two from his department would also be relieved on Monday as downsizing continued. He found not knowing worse than either answer. He tried not to dwell on it. The company will pay one week severance for every year employed, so if he does lose his job, with 8½ years experience plus countless vacation hours accumulated, he will have ample time to seek employment. I hope he keeps it as he enjoys his job and is good at it. Please keep him in your prayers.

CST was still in good spirits (probably literally). In addition to his beer, his Coke Zero was mixed with Jim Beam. As you can see, MJB used the whiskey as ankle support. CST was pleased Coke Zero was on tap as it evidently is superior for mixing in drinks. Things I would never know without my friends...

Before the game began, SMA, WRK, and I visited the Braves Clubhouse Store where SMA bought a shirt. I was disappointed that they no longer carried Dale Murphy merchandise. Though he has not played there since 1990, when I was in school, they still stocked his jerseys. At least his retired #3 still hangs in the rafters.

We had good seats, situated down the third base line. The wather cooperated as well.

The game was close, with the Braves winning 3-2. The starting pitching match up pitted Dana Eveland (3-3, 3.23 ERA) against the Braves’ 22-year old right-handerJair Jurrjens (4-3, 3.10 ERA). Jurrjens got into trouble early but was aided by two Athletics getting thrown out at home plate in the same inning! Neither of the runs he gave up were earned because of his own error. This just does not seem right.

If CST loses his job he ought to work as a baseball scout. He called almost every at bat correctly. It was uncanny. My favorite part of the game was when the Atlanta fans started “the wave” while their own team was at bat. CST was livid at their stupidity as this would serve only to distract their own batter. On cue, as he was ranting, the rest of our group decided to participate in the wave...

My favorite CST joke of the night:

Question: What does Georgia football and a possum have in common?
Answer: They both lie down at home and get killed on the road.

The announced attendance was 31,004, though there were plenty of empty seats. You can tell the team is trying to spruce up the game for the fans. When did the Braves get cheerleaders? (I thought about WAM who cited their absence as one of baseball’s inferior attributes.) The cheerleaders are moderately attractive women who wear short shorts, jerseys and neither cheer nor dance. This may be the easiest job in America.

In addition, there were also many side games which all seemed to be rigged in favor of the contestant. We seriously questioned the integrity of these games. I was pleased the big screen acknowledged (M.C.) Hammer’s connection to the Athletics as a former Oakland bat boy. Though former A’s third baseman Carney Lansford was not mentioned officially, we acknowledged him in our conversation.

My only complaint was that future Hall of Fame inductee Frank Thomas did not play. Though he has been relegated to designated hitting duties, I hoped that he would at least pinch hit in the National League park. No such luck. We did get to see two Hall of Famers play - Chipper Jones and Tom Glavine who was called upon to bunt (and failed) in the seventh inning. I had seen them before but had never seen the Big Hurt. I did see him standing in the dugout.

I was hoping for a no-hitter, but both teams squelched that by the second inning. The Braves won the game in the bottom of the eighth inning when Mark Kotsay, a former Athletic, hit an RBI double to secure the game winning run. The game lasted 3:02.

It was WRK’s first game. She was the only rookie in our party. Her favorite part of the game? The music! She did admit that baseball is infinitely superior live than on television.

MJB got his funnel cake (finally, after the longest absence ever) and DA his bratwurst - both cravings and ballpark staples. We got to do the tomahawk chop. The home team won. All in all a good night.

This game was far more enjoyable than SMA’s and my recent baseball and Atlanta sporting past. The Dodgers-Marlins game we attended in Los Angeles last July 7, had a parent explaining every nuance of the game to his young children. The kids did not ask. He just wanted to show his knowledge. Our previous baseball trip was in 2006 saw us drive to Baltimore only to find that we had the game time wrong and that the game was already over. (Seriously, it was still a great visit.) It was also better than our last trip to Atlanta for a sporting event, as well, we were not in the eye of a tornado.

MJB and CST were elated when the game did not merit extra innings. After the game, they hit the road back to Knoxville as CST’s dog needed out in the morning. The dog is named Kenta, after Kenta Kobashi. SMA has plans on naming his dog Mitsuharu so that the dogs can feud. (Read: All-Japan Pro Wrestling reference. If you do not get it, do not feel bad. Feel bad for me because I did.) They also needed to be in Knoxville on Saturday night as they were hosting a bachelor Party for their friend JB.

I then returned to the hotel where I was glad to get some sleep.



I had no problem waking up in the morning as my bed was at eye level with the sun. I also now do not have to see Rock City as the hotel produces the same effect. I showered. This is important as showers are to hotels as brakes are to cars - they are the most different aspect of a familiar experience. I always feel like Mick “Crocodile” Dundee as I struggle to figure out the mechanics of each hotel shower. It was shortly thereafter that I discovered that I forgot my brush. So I styled my hair by hand. Note to self: Remember the brush next time.

Throughout the room, and even in the shower, were Weston Brain Body Fitness cards. This is an example. SMA and I were the only ones in our group to give the correct answer (four). Why they do this I do not know, but Iwill admit that we were all amused.

Our group all met in the lobby at 9 am. Before leaving, I went to the in-house Avenue’s Gift Shop where I bought KJW a Braves ball, the appropriate size and weight for bonking her. Unfortunately, they had no Atlanta rubber duckies.

We then hit the road to Birmingham for SMA’s 3 pm CST graduation. After brief delays due to weekend repaving, we stopped for breakfast at a Cracker Barrel in Austell, Georgia. I left my order with SMA and got gas. He thankfully got me the Sunrise Sampler and not the grits he had threatened. Where else can you get both a jawbreaker on a stick and a one pound Sugar Daddy? BCA sumamrized it well, “They have a whole lot of junk.”

We then drove to Birmingham. I followed SMA and BCA. I am glad WRK bought SMA a graduation monkey which rested in his window as I could differentiate it from other silver cars. It was especially important that I follow him as once again we had no plans when leaving and I had no cell phone in the event we split up. I thought about the problems of the Corinthian church and the following various leaders en route. (I have a one track mind.) With the exception intermittent left lane closings, the ride was smooth.

We were met in Birmingham by SMA’s uncle JRS and his two sons JS, 10, and SS, 8. We ate together at McAlister’s Deli in Homewood, Alabama. Our conversation centered around Star Wars. SMA even did his Watto impersonation, or part of it anyway. I learned of a meeting of a Jedi Church in Holyfield, Wales, last March interrupted by a drunken man who was so offended by the concept that he pillaged two people filming a light sabre battle while screaming "Darth Vader!" Seriously. The BBC has a video and news article here.

After lunch, we went to SMA’s graduation on the Samford University campus. We arrived exceedingly early. Seating was supposed to begin one hour before the event with limited capacity. As JRS astutely summarized - this was “over-hyped.” So, I kept SMA company with the soon-to-be graduates. I even convinced one official that I was graduating. I felt like “the Pretender.” My grandfather would have been so proud.

SMA made sure to cut his phone off we are certain DBN would have picked the time he was walking across the stage to call. Mongo, we thought about you! SMA and his colleagues actually entered to bag pipes.

The Honorable Lee H. Rosenthal, a United States District Judge, was the guest speaker. She had previously served on a committee with the school’s dean John L. Carroll. She facially resembled Bea Arthur and used legal jargon throughout her speech. Sadly, the din of children reverberated throughout. Her thesis was that only 1.3% of cases go to trial and charged the students to improve the law itself. She noted how difficult this has made it for trial lawyers, as most are now litigators. Settlements also reduce the communal involvement. The speech was sort of depressing and definitely not entertaining.

I found a similarity between law and theology students as she said when entering school their honest answer to legal questions was “I don’t know” and that it has since evolved into “It depends.” She also referenced http://www.whosarat.com/ so it was not all bad.

SMA dressed in a balck gown with purple hoods, indicating the law. SMA’s nephew JS actually gave me a new perspective on this as he referred to the gown alternately as a “cloak” and “costume.” I especially like cloak as a gown is so effeminate.

SMA was worried as his name came first alphabetically. While I looked at this as his graduating first in his class, he viewed it as a burden. He was greatly relieved when the class officers preceded him. I must note that he did graduate in the upper 60th% of his class of 146, which is more impressive considering he was not sold on law during much of his academic career.

SMA had wished me to wear a Sting shirt or "Whoo!" when he was announced but a speech advising to hold applause to the end, made this impossible. Plus, I did not want his perfectly behaved nephews to exhibit better manners than me.

I did get to meet SMA’s friend NMG. His other good friend, Haley, was not there as she graduates later due to spending a semester with a Grecian.

I may have found a new calling, or at least career goal - to one day be a macebearer. The job entails leading the procession and carrying a weapon. (I am not sure how pepper spray is involved.) I complimented William G. Ross on his fine work, saying, “Nice job macebearing...” SMA found this humorous as the man is a Harvard graduate.

By the way, the mace actually got its own seat on the stage!

On the way out of town, SMA, WRK, and I stopped at Hamburger Heaven and then hit the road home. This was the most sentimental SMA got as he admitted that he would miss the French fries. We were all proud of SMA though he was not overly impressed with the accomplishment.

I can summarize the trip in two words: driving and eating. Though I still want to eat, I never want to drive again even though it was a good trip. DA graciously paid for my hotel, game ticket, and two meals. I really appreciate it. I also feel it is the universe’s way of repaying me for never asking anyone to go to a graduation. (Hopefully, that will change.)

I arrived home around 10 and found my parents too had returned from Boston. We caught up and I went to bed.

The trip did force me to miss two functions in Knoxville. CMU housed a dinner party on Friday night and SQP celebrated his graduation from West High School on Saturday. Let it be known that I thought about both functions and missed you guys.



On Sunday morning, we held Sunday School at RAW’s house. We did the initial walkthrough of my text for my May 25th sermon on Matthew 6:24-34. It is said that one cannot preach a good sermon if there is no issue. That should not be a problem as my crew took serious issue with this passage. Be praying for this sermon on many levels as this is not my specialty.

KJW was there. I gave her a pair of Iron Man glasses from Burger King since she did not get to go to the movie with us the previous week. I also gave WAM a pair and we all tried them on. To see WAM in his, check the WAM Quote of the Day.

On Sunday night I returned to RAW’s where I watched KJW while he mowed the yard. She is the easiest child in the world - when SpongeBob SquarePants is on. KLTW was at work as the local Best Buy had a “heroes” promotion where they opened the stores after hours from 8-10 pm and sold one item at the employee discounted rate to police officers, nurses, etc. They plan on having a similar promotion for teachers soon. If I know in advance, I will post details.

RAW cooked pasta. It was delicious. KJW has to eat pasta topless as she gets it everywhere. I really hope she grows out of this.

RAW applied for a new position as a television calibrator. For details, see “Prayer Blog - 5/18/2008".

I returned home and found that my old phone was indeed declared dead by the powers that be at Verizon, but that it had been replaced by a new one. If you tried to call this weekend, I apologize. I honestly did not have a working phone.

I saved what you have been waiting for, for last - the continuation of Friday’s cliffhanger ending. Were the bathrooms wallpapered? No. Not only that, but there are now no toilets upstairs as the wallpaper person took them out. Why? We have no idea. My parents assumed the job would easily be completed by the time they returned. Once again, assumptions are proved false!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Prayer Blog - 5/18/2008

RAW applied for a promotion within Best Buy as a television calibrator. He has long made it known that if the local franchise created this position, he desired it. The job was posted the minimum of four days (it does need to begin soon) and it was only by chance he found out about the opening. He applied on Tuesday and his employer scheduled him for an interview the following day (his day off), but did not tell him. A friend called him and he was able to make his Wednesday appointment. He was told that he would be notified on Thursday whether or not he received the job but was with his partner when he was called. He was instructed to call back later when he was alone, but when he did, no one answered. He should find out soon. All involve admit he is obviously the most qualified applicant, but it would cause a greater organizational shakeup for him to be moved as he is valuable where he is. Though he has grown accustomed to the company’s politics, it would be a blow if he did not get the position. Keep him in your prayers.

WAM Quote of the Day - 5/18/2008

During Sunday School today, discussion inexplicably veered to addressing the merits of life in community vs. a solitary, monastic lifestyle. As another friend was noting how little impact hermits have on society, WAM added:

"Unless, of course, he's the Unabomber."

Note: WAM is graciously wearing Iron Man promotional eye wear that I got him from Burger King.