Monday, March 24, 2008

Bible Trivia - 3/24/2008

Question: How did Ruth indicate her willingness to marry Boaz?

Answer: She lay down at his feet. (Ruth 3:7)

Comments: The translation “uncovered his feet” (KJV) is literally accurate, however it is widely suggested that Ruth’s uncovering of Boaz’s “feet” was not so much an uncovering of his “feet” but rather his hypogastrium. “Feet” is a Hebrew euphemism.

When Boaz had eaten and drunk and his heart was merry, he went to lie down at the end of the heap of grain; and she came secretly, and uncovered his feet and lay down. (Ruth 3:7, NASB)

The Hebrew word for foot is רגל (regel). Most of the time the word should be interpreted literally. (In Rabbinic Hebrew, it can also mean "leg.") Though less common, there are instances in which “feet” is a euphemism for the genitals (see Exodus 4:25; Judges 3:24; I Samuel 24:3; Isaiah 6:2, 7:20). In fact, the expression “to cover the feet” is the usual euphemism for urinating.

Many believe the passage in Ruth is an instance in which the “feet” should not be taken literally. A woman uncovering the feet seems an odd method of securing a husband. Thus, this possible interpretation would shed light on an otherwise strange text.

This also fits the immediate context and the context of Scripture as a whole. Vanderbilt professor Amy-Jill Levine (b. 1956) comments that threshing floors were associated with sexual activity, and that the Hebrew word for skirt (kanap) can also connote genitals, reinforcing the sexual subtext. (Amy-Jill Levine. "Ruth" in The Women's Bible Commentary: Expanded Edition with Apocrypha ed. Carol A. Newsom and Sharon H. Ringe. Louisville: Westminster/John Knox Press, 1998. pp. 78-84.)

It also appears that both Ruth and Boaz are attempting to maintain secrecy. First, Boaz invites Ruth to stay the night but then rushes her off before it gets light enough for people to recognize each other (Ruth 3:13-14). Ruth also waited until everyone was asleep before she came.

If Ruth had sex with Boaz while he was drunk, it would be a close parallel to the behavior of her ancestress, Lot's daughter who founded Ruth's nation of Moab (Genesis 19). In both cases the imperative to continue the line overcame usual mores. Yair Zakovitch, professor at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, sees these texts as intentionally paralleling one another. He describes seven similarities: 1. Both stories feature one man and two women; 2. Both have the deaths of two men (Lot’s sons-in-law, Naomi’s sons); 3. These deaths threaten the destiny of the living immigrants; 4. Women seek to resolve the problem of descent; 5. In each case, the older woman (Naomi, Lot’s oldest daughter) provokes and prepares the encounter; 6. Lot and Boaz drank alcohol; 7. In Genesis, Lot’s daughter take their father to bed, while Boaz calls Ruth “My daughter” (3:10)

If the euphemistic interpretation is correct, her actions also fit the four women in the genealogy of Jesus as told in Matthew 1.

Not surprisingly, more conservative scholars stick to a literal interpretation. Daniel Block, a scholar at Wheaton College, defends the literal explanation in his commentary in the New American Commentary series. He claims that the word for feet is different, and based on a similar alternate form for "hands" as used in the image in Daniel, he takes it as the entire lower region. He claims that the author used a different word to avoid the sexual connotation that "uncovering [Boaz'] feet" might bring.

Regardless of interpretation, the intent of the passage is that Ruth offers a preview of marriage for Boaz. This sentiment is captured in Eugene Peterson (b. 1932)’s interpretation in The Message:

Boaz had a good time, eating and drinking his fill—he felt great. Then he went off to get some sleep, lying down at the end of a stack of barley. Ruth quietly followed; she lay down to signal her availability for marriage. (Ruth 3:7, The Message)

Word of the Day - 3/24/2008

Wizened

Wizened means withered; shriveled; dried up.

Jesus enraged the Pharisees by healing a man with a wizened hand on the Sabbath. (Matthew 12:9-12)

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 3/24/2008

I hope everyone had a meaningful Easter. I was grateful to be home to spend mine with my family.

JTH, PAT, and I embarked on our return to trip to Knoxville on Friday morning just before 11 am, barely complying with the checkout deadline. I will give you three guesses as to who was making our "rapid check-out" less than rapid and the first two do not count.

We opted to drive straight home instead of stopping to watch the UT basketball game at a restaurant. We were able to catch some of the first half action on the Westwood One station around Columbia, but I had to call MPW to learn the outcome. I cannot remember the last time I did not watch the Vols play. Thankfully they won giving me another opportunity to see them in action.

We stopped to eat Maurice’s Gourmet BBQ, located at 1141 Lake Murray Blvd in Irmo. We had passed a billboard with an affable looking elderly gentleman’s picture and the claim, “My BBQ will make you happy.” He looked honest enough and it was worth the risk. Besides, I like supprting people named Maurice or anyone else who speaks of the pompatous of love.

It turns out Maurice Bessenger, the namesake of Maurice's BBQ (and the man pictured on the billboard), is most known for flying confederate flags at his establishments after the South Carolina legislature finally decided to remove the confederate flag from the capital dome. So evidently I supported a raging racist. If it is any consolation, the food was good. His BBQ prominently features mustard, which was different from BBQ I typically eat in Knoxville. I would not say that it made me happy though. SMA, can I sue for false advertisement?

The trip home was relatively quick and thankfully uneventful. The highlight came when JTH sang Kenny Chesney’s “Beer in Mexico” as he listened on his iPod. We thought he was kidding around. It turns out he did not even realize his singing was was audible. Before this, I thought I was tone deaf...

Having driven for thirteen of the last 46 hours, I honored my Jewish roots and rested on Friday night.

Well rested, I was at Ross the Boss when its doors opened at 8 am on Saturday morning. I speak not of Ross the Boss, the guitarist (Freedman), but rather the local salon owner of the same name (Badgett).

Having not had my hair cut in about six months and with job interviews coming up, a haircut was in order. PDB administered the trim. She has been working there for 22 years, but she has not cut my hair in years.

The process took 38 minutes and my thick hair jammed the guard three times. My haircuts have rarely taken longer than ten minutes so this was a new experience. The epic length was due in part to the length of my hair and in part to PDB’s perfectionism. She even put gel in my hair. I have often felt the salon was overpriced but on this day I felt I got my money’s worth.

To see just how nappy my hair got, PAT took a picture of me after I ran in from the rain in Charleston. It is posted on his blog here.

When I arrived home, my dad asked if I got a haircut. If I did not revere my father, I would insert a Bill Engvall joke here.

I went to see JTH at MoFos. Just like Ross the Boss, I was there at opening time - 10 am. Unfortunately, JTH, who was to open the store, was not. I called him and my call woke him up. The store opened just a bit late. I stayed for quite awhile and even got to see former employee TKM. We had fun commiserating regarding notorious regulars like “Foxy Boxing.” I wonder if I have a nickname at stores I frequent often?

My Saturday night was spent at Applebees with my parents, KLTW, KJW, and RAW. Guess who picked the restuarant. DNV and KJW played a game of Peek-a-Boo. I believe KJW won though I have never been too clear on the rules.

Sunday marked the earliest Easter since 1913. It just does not feel right when Easter falls in the same week as St. Patrick’s Day and Spring Break. It will not be this early again until 2160.

Why is this? The standard rule of thumb is that Easter falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the vernal equinox. This essentially true. The dating of Easter was derived at the monumental Council of Nicea in 325 CE. Emperor Constantine (272-337) wished to establish a universal date for Easter celebrations around the world which would be known far in advance. The only flaw in this system is that the dates for Easter were derived from an often inexact set of tables and a complex mathematical formula. This does, however, explain why there are such a wide range of dates for Easter.

My family celebrated Easter at the Green Hills Grille in the Western Plaza shopping center. We had an isolated room to ourselves. I do not know if this is because the restaurant was ashamed of us or not. Three of my four cousins were there, suburned from a recent beach trip. Since we had extra space, local realtor WDM and his wife DBM joined us. I never made the connection as to how they knew my aunt and uncle, but they were nice.

I got to sit by my youngest cousins HLN and ACN. HLN and I discussed the bastardization of Beatles’ songs on American Idol. She watched one performance and abandoned the show in disgust. I do not even watch the show and I knew about the contestants singing Beatles' songs. Why?

ACN was in from Amherst for Easter. She is doing great, as expected. I was a little sad to learn that she will be working this summer at Camp Lenox in Lee, Massachusetts. I am glad she will have more fun this summer than last but I like having her around.

My oldest cousin, HANW, is also well. She showed me a picture of the eggs she painted for Easter. I said, “Speaking of eggs, are any of yours fertilized?” That, my friends, is a segue. She is not pregnant...yet.

My food was not good. I ate bacon wrapped scallops. The bacon was soggy, which ruined the meal. It is my own fault. My policy when eating at fancy restaurants with my family is to order whatever my cousin MLW orders as we share the same simple tastes. I will know better next time.

Afterwards, I went home and watched the Tennessee-Butler basketball game at my house with KL, WAM, MPW, and RAW. Well, KL really did not watch the game, as you can see. My thoughts on the game are posted under a “View from 315A.”

On Sunday night, I joined KL, KLTW, KJW, MPW, and RAW at Kentucky Fried Chicken. I do not think I had eaten at a KFC during this decade. KL had seen ads on TV and decided we should go.

KJW was still in her Easter dress. We were the only ones in the restaurant, so she ran wild. She did well at church, with one exception. Her parents were paged as a father with a goatee picked his child up which made KJW miss her daddy. Evidently she was inconsolable. Otherwise, all went well.

As we left, KLTW kissed my passenger window for seconds, leaving a noticeable lipstick print. (I realize this picture is vague, but I had to try to document the moment.) I could not believe it as I am known for not washing my car. What a fitting way to end Easter - a sacrificial act of love.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

WAM Quote of the Day - 3/23/2008

WAM watched the Tennessee-Butler game at my house today. The Quote of the Day came afterwards as we watched the outset of the Memphis-MSU game. One player listed his major as "Interdisciplinary Studies." As we were discussing the merits of this field, WAM asked:

"Do they have a class on sex. I don't mean sex ed. I mean where they pull toys out and stuff."

I'm thinking (and hoping) no.

Honorable mention:

  • "Have you heard about that-no probably not." WAM was asking me if I had heard of a technological advance and stopped mid-question to answer his own question.
  • "How does it feel watching TV on such antiquated technology?"
  • Speaking of which, what was the name of that website - www.rottenneighbor.com..." This was hysterical as the "speaking of which" was preceded by dead silence.

View from 315A

Note: I did not post on the Vols’ 30th win at I was on the road and did not see it.

Tennessee may eventually be eliminated from the NCAA Tournament, but the Butler did not do it. The Vols survived their first overtime game of the season with a 76-71 victory over #11 Butler in Birmingham. JaJuan Smith hit four straight free throws in the final 13.6 seconds of overtime to seal the win.

The Volunteers made their first three 3-pointers and jumped out to a 13-2 lead with 14:40 left in the first half and led by as many as 13 in the first half. Butler did not lead until A.J. Graves hit a short jumper in the paint to give the Bulldogs a 68-66 with 1:46 left in overtime.

The Vols won despite committing 20 turnovers, including seven from Tyler Smith and six from J.P. Prince. Turnovers contributed to Butler's seconf half rally.

It was the first time in the history of the tournament that two 30-win teams met in only the second round. Both teams felt they should have been seeded higher, particularly the 11th ranked, but 7th seeded Horizon league champions. (They did lose their only game against a tournament team at the time of seeding.) JaJuan Smith penned “No. 1 Seed” on his sneakers for the second consecutive game as motivation.

Wayne Chism led the team in scoring with 16 points, including the go ahead bucket in overtime. Tyler Smith added 15 points and 8 rebounds.

The Vols won the battle of the boards, 43-34. Tennessee had been out-rebounded by 12 in each of their last two games.

It was only the third time the two teams have ever played. This was a rematch of last season’s NIT Season Tip-off semifinal at New York, won by Butler 56-44. The other meeting was in 1958.

With the win, Tennessee reaches the Sweet 16 for the second consecutive season. Tennessee lost to eventual national runner-up Ohio State in the semifinals of the South Region last year. They fell in the second round as a No. 2 seed in 2006, the only other time they were seeded as high.

Butler finished the season at 30-4, a school record for victories.

The Vols next game will be Friday (March 27th) in Charlotte against Rick Pitino and Louisville. Tip-off has not yet been set by the NCAA.

Some random game thoughts:

  • The game was highly annoying to watch as CBS continually cut to other games, especially a hopeless Miami rally against Texas.
  • Ten different Volunteers scored.
  • J.P. Prince made his first ever college start - at point guard. While I am clearly in favor of minimizing Jordan Howell’s minutes, I am not sure the tournament is the correct time to make a change of this magnitude.
  • Prince had 9 points, 7 rebounds, and 5 assists, but also had six turnovers including one on each of the last two possessions in regulation. He was promptly replaced by Ramar Smith.
  • Howell did enter the game with 9:43 remaining in the second half. Ramar had four fouls.
  • Why hasn’t Tennessee recruited a point guard?
  • Ryan Childress, whose playing time has also dropped significantly, entered briefly with 1:17 remaining in the first half - long enough to leave his man, Pete Campbell, for a wide open three-pointer. Campbell hit eight 3's in the Bulldogs’ opening round win.
  • Tennessee’s leading scorer Chris Lofton was held to single digits for the second straight game. He did have more points (6) in the first three minutes of the game than he had during the entire game of the Vols’ opening round victory.
  • Verne “Mrs. Tim Tebow” Lundquist jinxed Tyler Smith by acknowledging that he had hit his first seven free throws. Naturally, Tyler missed his eighth.
  • 31-year old Butler coach Brad Stevens is the third-youngest coach in NCAA history to have a 30-win season. I would be willing to bet the farm that he is the youngest looking coach to ever hit the mark.
  • Butler had won their previous two overtime games this season.
  • Butler also lost for the first time in 25 games when making at least eight 3-pointers.
  • Teams that merited a 1-3 seed are 22-2. Only Duke and Georgetown have lost.
  • Of the six teams that entered the firld, Tennessee is the only SEC team remaining. The SEC posted an unimpressive 4-5 record on opening weekend.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Bible Trivia - 3/21/2008

Question: Which book contains the assurance that God will not allow a Christian to be tempted beyond what he can endure, without also providing a way out for him?

Answer: I Corinthians (10:13).

Comments: One of the great promises of the Bible is that God will not let anything come at us that we cannot handle, in one way or another.

No temptation has overtaken you but such as is common to man; and God is faithful, who will not allow you to be tempted beyond what you are able, but with the temptation will provide the way of escape also, so that you will be able to endure it. (I Corinthians 10:13, NASB)

Regarding this verse, Mother Teresa of Calcutta (1910-1997) said, “I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.”

Word of the Day - 3/21/2008

Sinistral

Sinistral means of, pertaining to, or on the left side; left-handed.

Ehud, the second of six major judges in the book of the same name, succeeded largely due to his being sinistral. The Israelites were under the subjection of Moab and Ehud received an audience with the obese king Eglon under the auspices of paying tribute. He fashioned a double edged sword and bound it on his right thigh. This allowed him to conceal it as the right-handed person would carry their weapon of choice on their left side. Presumably, Eglon’s men did not frisk Ehud’s right side. When they left the two alone, Ehud imbedded the sword into Eglon’s rotund physique and escaped before anyone knew of the assassination. (Judges 3:15-30)

Ehud was from the tribe of Benjamin, who evidently were known for being sinistral. The only other instance in which the expression “left-handed” is used in the entire NASB refers to seven hundred Benjamite soldiers. (Judges 20:15-17)

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 3/21/2008

Many thanks to anyone who prayed for good weather in Charleston on Thursday. The atmosphere could not have been more cooperative as there was not a cloud in the sky. I almost felt guilty having such a pleasant Maundy Thursday.

I awoke before sunrise to the site of surfers out of the balcony door. I had the brilliant idea of sleeping with the door open to hear the sound of the ocean. The effect was nice but the sub-freezing temperatures were a little much, even for me (especially since I volunteered to sleep on the floor). It worked out well as we wanted to get an early start during our one full day in Charleston. My initial groggy thought was - those swimmers are the darkest people I have ever seen. As it turns out, they were just wearing wetsuits.

PAT awoke shortly after I did. After we had showered (separately I might add), we began the difficult task of awakening JTH. PAT initially tried beating him with pillows. Though PAT swung with great force, the blows had little impact. He then tried to rouse him by laying with him. This too did not seem to phase his slumber. Finally, JTH awoke to badgering. I think this might be a textbook case of a rude awakening.

We gave JTH an hour to prepare for the day while we ran errands. We went to the Folly Beach Wal-Mart to procure three items. I needed a Flash Drive as my laptop’s wireless service failed and this device would allow me to transfer my blog to PAT’s computer. (Have I mentioned how ineffective Vista is?) We also wanted to buy some IBC Cream Soda and a water gun. The water pistol has been a tried and true method of awakening JTH and we wanted to be prepared for the following morning. (When he gets married, this will be his wife’s wedding gift.)

While these are all items Wal-Mart typically carries, this franchise failed us miserably. They did have a Flash Drive, though I had to buy an expensive model that holds 1G as they did not feature the smaller, less expensive model. They did not carry the other items at all. What kind of Wal-Mart does not carry poorly made plastic water guns?

Fortunately, a Piggly Wiggly was able to meet our needs several miles down the road. I never thought I would be so happy to see a Piggly Wiggly. Do we have these in Knoxville?

PAT and I also went to investigate two local landmarks that have received facelifts since our last visit. The beach house, owned by First Baptist Church of Charleston, that has so often provided our lodging has been given a much needed paint job. We opted not to use the key I had made to inspect the interior. When one has limited time, breaking and entering must be brushed aside for more noble pursuits, few though they may be.

As noted in Wednesday’s blog, our beloved local dive, the Anchor Line Restaurant has been closed. It has since been remodeled, but is not yet open for business and the establishment looks as though it will take on a new name. The once powder blue building has been repainted with a red roof and a base hue that PAT described as either avocado or olive green. I will take his word for it. I am glad we knew ahead of time that the restaurant was no longer in existence as it softened the blow.

It is amazing what one can get done before JTH wakes up.

We returned to the hotel and rejoined JTH. After I published my blog for you good people, we ventured out at 10 am. Since everyone in the ocean was also in a wetsuit, we opted to pass on a morning swim. Instead, we made our way downtown.

En route, we first stopped at Folly Beach’s Goodwill. I was highly disappointed as this may be the first Goodwill I have entered that did not have even one Jim Nabors (aka TV’s “Gomer Pyle”) record on vinyl. I may have no interest in ever buying or listening to a Jim Nabors album, but it has always been reassuring that they are a reliable constant in a world of change. What is the world coming to?

I did find a navy blue t-shirt featuring the defunct World Championship Wrestling so the trip was not made in vain.

We then made our way downtown, complete with our obligatory inadvertent detour through the projects. It is amazing how often we have visited Charleston and how little to grasp its geography. After the brief delay, we found our way to Market Street.

We ate at a Charleston staple, A.W. Shucks. I ate Shuck’s “Award-Winning” Stuffed Shrimp (which I have every trip) as an appetizer and their casserole (which I had never had before) as an entree. The shrimp are one of the place's trademarks - three plump shrimp, butterflied, stuffed with Carolina deviled crab, wrapped in bacon and deep-fried to perfection. I am not sure that anything would not taste good deep-fried and wrapped in bacon.

We then shopped at the Market. The Market reestablished order in the universe as it is always dependable. It never changes. The girl we bought jewelry from informed us that her boss had occupied the same booth since 1981. I would not doubt that his product had not changed since then either.

Before returning to Folly, JTH made his mandatory visit to the QuikSilver store. Unable to find parking, PAT and I let him out and circled the block. Due to predictable communication mishaps, we repeated this process dozens of times before reconnecting with our friend. To add insult to injury, he bought nothing.

After crossing the bridge again, we shopped at the Children’s Cancer Society Thrift Store (located at 835 Savannah Highwayon James Island). If the previous thrift store was mildly disappointing, this one was a smashing success as I made four purchases:

  • 1. A black Applebees Carside To-Go shirt. This is a type of confession as I acknowledge my obsession.
  • 2. A green 2006 Hilary Duff Crew shirt form her 2006 tour. Hilary is one of my guiltiest pleasures.
  • 3. A grey t-shirt advertising the World Adult Kickball Association. How could i not support a kickball group?
  • 4. A Mandy Patinkin CD titled “Oscar & Steve.” The CD is composed of the Princess Bride (and more recently “Criminal Minds”) actor singing the songs of Oscar Hammerstein II and Stephen Sodheim. Both him singing and the CD’s concept seemed surreal. Dare I say, “Inconceivable!”? I now know what we will be listening to on the road home...

Each item was priced at a mere $2.99. How could I resist?

We then returned to the hotel, and where I watched Marquette defeat Kentucky in the NCAA Tournament (and napped) while JTH and PAT perused the beach.

We ate that night at the Charleston Crab Shack (the location at 145 Wappoo Creek Dr on James Island). I had never eaten there, though JTH had. One of the first things visitors notice is that the restaurant’s sign is mounted upside down. Evidently a show called “Flip This House” was filmed there and left the inverted sign to remember them by.

I ate a combination platter of shrimp, a crab cake, and crab legs. I would be remiss if I did not say, “The crab cakes are phenomenal!” (Read: Wedding Crashers reference.) I had not eaten crab legs in years and I remembered why. It is not because I do not like the flavor, but rather because I do not find them worth the effort. It was worth ordering crab legs just to see how much pleasure JTH derived from playing with them.

We took one last night beach walk in the cold before returning to our room to watch the NCAA Tournament’s first round and get some rest. For the record, I picked 14 of 16 first round games in my Yahoo bracket. That is better than I normally do. I did have USC in the Elite Eight, so my futility has been ensured.

One more addition to the record: In two days, JTH has exceeded 100 text messages. Extend your plan soon!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Bible Trivia - 3/20/2008

Question: What was the third sign Moses gave to the Israelite leaders to convince the, he had come from God?

Answer: He changed water to blood. (Exodus 4:9)

Comments: Moses was given three signs to validate that his mission from God. His staff could transform into a serpent (Exodus 4:3), his hand could become leprous (4:6), and water taken from the Nile could be converted to blood (4:9). Moses asked for a sign and received three.

The final sign is the only one that he did not act out when it was bestowed as he was not near the Nile River. Evidently, Moses used all three of these signs to enlist the Israelites but it is unclear if this was necessitated by the first two proving ineffective (4:28). Thus, it is unknown if the third time was the charm or not in this case.

Word of the Day- 3/20/2008

Bibulous

Bibulous means fond of or addicted to drink.

Proverbs warns against being bibulous.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink a brawler,/And whoever is intoxicated by it is not wise. (Proverbs 20:1, NASB)

Do not be with heavy drinkers of wine,/Or with gluttonous eaters of meat;/For the heavy drinker and the glutton will come to poverty,/And drowsiness will clothe one with rags. (Proverbs 23:20-21, NASB)

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 3/20/2008

On Wednesday, JTH, PAT and I embarked on a trip to Charleston. If you thought the trip I made to Atlanta last week (which was interrupted by no less than a tornado) was a fiasco, it had nothing on our Charleston endeavor.

The morning started routinely enough. I accompanied JTH to the Verizon Wireless store so that he could add text messaging to his plan for the sole purpose of texting a specific young lady. Gasoline to the store - $3.14. Five hundred monthly text messages - $10.00. The Verizon saleslady mocking JTH - Priceless.

The visit also proved advantageous as the aforementioned saleslady taught us to use the T9 function on the phone. This program enables the phone to guess the words being typed based upon the letter sequence as opposed to the repeated pressing of individual buttons. Its accuracy is uncanny and the feature will reduce time considerably. This will come in handy both times a year I send a text message.

After one day with text messaging capabilities, I can already predict that 500 monthly messages will not be enough for JTH. (Note the rare stark determination on his face.)

It was while at the Verizon store that we realized the trip would not go according to plan.

PAT originally planned to be in Knoxville by Wednesday morning. Then a meeting was rescheduled for 11 am in Atlanta. It was to last only fifteen minutes. It lasted more than an hour and a half. Then traffic postponed the trip significantly further. To end a painfully long synopsis, PAT did not arrive in Knoxville until after 5. This is why I do not plan trips.

In the meantime, I joined RAW and KJW for lunch. I fed KJW grapes and Doritos. No, this was not all her daddy fed her. She had a sandwich too, but it was too mangled to be of any use by the time I arrived.

I always feel like a bird when I feed her grapes as I eat half and give the other half to her as a whole grape is too large a portion. I have also learned to give her one chip at a time as chips in front of her within her grasp are not near as appetizing as the chips in the bag. I guess even at her age, the grass is greener on the other side.

After the meal she escorted me into the living room to watch a few scenes from Newsies. Why is it that she always wants to hold my hand when hers are disgusting (remember the Doritos)? Though I have never seen it, Newsies must be good as it is the only musical her father tolerates. She seemed to enjoy it too and even applauded some of the musical numbers.

When PAT arrived, we decided to eat with JTH’s girl CB_ and her seven-year old daughter, K at the Great American Steak & Buffet Company. Why rush to Charleston when nothing would be open when we arrived anyway?

The kid was hilarious. The highlight for me came when JTH used his self-deprecating humor by commenting that he looked like a horse. I never know how to respond to such statements. I did not have to as K quickly retorted, “Yeah, you do.” I really hope he was not fishing for compliments...

At JTH’s request I will refrain from posting images of “the family.”

We finally hit the interstate at 7:08 pm. SRM called and when we told him of our itinerary, his response was, “Are you serious?” Yes, we were. I honestly was as shocked as he. We drove to Charleston (12 hours round trip) to essentially spend a day there. It’s not the stupidest thing I have done this month. It is close though.

The trip went smoothly though we encountered intermittent storms throughout. This was Chanana II’s first trek to Charleston and she performed admirably. We also had the rare treat of driving through two tunnels. (I probably ought not take pictures while driving, huh?)

PAT and I had a very meaningful conversation for much of the trip in which much Scripture was referenced and I even broke out my Hebrew. Meanwhile, JTH texted and slept in the back seat. He did chime in once that I would look good in a yarmulke. I have no idea how to take that.

As is JTH’s and my Charleston tradition we played “Under Pressure” by Queen and David Bowie on repeat for over three hours. It never gets old. We also listened to Afroman in homage to MBR and past Charleston trips.

We arrived in Folly Beach at around 1 am and checked into our hotel. We had an oceanfront room at the Charleston on the Beach Holiday Inn. When we got to our room, we were greeted by an incessant beeping noise. Though it was incredibly annoying, it was worth it to see JTH completely enraged. Security handled the issue and discovered the alarm clock next door had been triggered. Since the noise had emanated from the outlet, we originally tried to fix the outlet. Since outlets do not tend to make noise, the alarm clock scenario explained a lot.

JTH was enamored of the workman who defused the clock for the remainder of the night. You may think that would not account for much time but we were wired and up past 3.

We are in Room 528 if you need us. We probably will not be there. It might be best to call my cell phone. I probably won’t answer though. In short, contacting me is pretty much the same as it would be were I home.

Please pray for favorable weather. Charleston is one of mine and JTH’s favorite vacation spots while PAT has never been there. Last year marked the first year since 2000 that I had not made at least one trip to Charleston. We are hoping for good weather to best show PAT “our” fair city.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Associated Baptist Press - 3/19/2008

Associated Baptist Press
March 19, 2008 (8-30)

IN THIS ISSUE:
Pastor’s role in Obama campaign spotlights race, pulpit freedom
Jim Smith named CBF head of global-missions field teams
British Baptist leader to head U.S. seminary
Opinion: The utilitarian temptation

Pastor’s role in Obama campaign spotlights race, pulpit freedom
By Robert Marus

WASHINGTON (ABP) -- While the political consequences of Sen. Barack Obama’s March 18 speech on race have occupied much of the chatter on cable-news channels, the whole episode is noteworthy for another reason, according to experts in religion and politics.

For the first time in modern American history, a presidential candidate’s pastor and congregation are the cause of a major campaign controversy.

Also, according to experts on the African-American tradition of prophetic preaching, the division over the Illinois Democrat’s former minister casts light on the difficulties black and white Americans still have in understanding each other’s religious culture.

“I just can’t come up with a good example -- a good analogy -- of one church, one pastor, even one sermon having this kind of effect on a candidate,” said Laura Olson, a Clemson University professor and expert in religion and politics.

Asked to think of a parallel situation in American presidential politics, Ouachita Baptist University political scientist Hal Bass had to reach back nearly a century. “Back in the late 19th and early part of the 20th century, when anti-Catholicism was hot and heavy in the United States … there were frequently allegations that the Catholic candidates for president -- like Al Smith in ’28 -- were in the pocket of the pope,” he said. But, he added, comparing that to the present situation was like comparing “apples and oranges.”

Obama’s campaign has been assailed for weeks because of comments that Jeremiah Wright, who recently retired after 36 years as senior pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, had made in several past sermons. Snippets of the messages -- containing comments that some have interpreted as anti-American and anti-white -- have been posted on YouTube and publicized by innumerable media outlets.

Obama has been an active member of the predominantly African-American congregation for more than 20 years, and has credited Wright with helping bring him to Christ and being a spiritual mentor. The pastor married Obama and his wife, Michelle, and baptized the couple’s two daughters. His campaign autobiography, The Audacity of Hope, is named after one of Wright’s sermon titles.

In response to the uproar over Wright’s comments, Obama delivered a speech in Philadelphia in which he denounced his pastor’s most controversial statements. But he also asked those offended by Wright to understand the context in which a black preacher raised under the oppression of segregation might feel compelled to make controversial statements about race and a United States whose founding ideals were, as Obama put it, “stained by this nation’s original sin of slavery.”

Nonetheless, the candidate added, Wright’s words “expressed a profoundly distorted view of this country -- a view that sees white racism as endemic, that elevates what is wrong with America above all that we know is right with America.”

In that sense, Obama continued, “Rev. Wright’s comments weren’t only wrong, but divisive -- divisive at a time at which we need unity.”

But to African-American ears, those divisive words can ring pretty true, according to Bill Leonard, dean of Wake Forest University Divinity School.

“In many ways, Jeremiah Wright exists in a community that both expects and needs him to wear the prophet’s mantle in ways that sound very painful in the public square -- to the principalities and powers that occupy the public square,” said Leonard, who is white but has been an active member of historically African-American Baptist congregations for 16 years.

“And by that I mean, at least in the context of African-American preaching as I have experienced it for many years now, Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Amos and Elijah and their very painful message to their culture is a living, breathing reality in African-American pulpits.”

Among the most inflammatory of Wright’s comments were ones taken from a 2003 sermon in which he discussed the U.S. government’s historically inequitable treatment of African-American citizens.

“The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing ‘God Bless America.’ No, no, no. God damn America -- that's in the Bible -- for killing innocent people,” Wright exclaimed. “God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.”

A message Wright preached the Sunday after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks also has drawn significant fire. In it, he noted that Americans seemed shocked and bewildered that anyone would want to visit their country with violence.

“We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye,” he said in the Sept. 16, 2001, sermon. “We have supported state terrorism against the Palestinians and black South Africans, and now we are indignant because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought right back to our own front yards. America's chickens are coming home to roost.”

Olson, the Clemson political scientist, said one has to note the ministry context in which Wright made such statements. Trinity is a large congregation -- the biggest in its denomination, which is overwhelmingly white. It has a tradition of social activism and operates multiple ministries for the disadvantaged. It is located in one of the poorest and most crime-ridden parts of Chicago’s South Side.

“So, you have to think a little bit about what the target audience is,” Olson said. “In a sense, if you’re Jeremiah Wright … you’re trying to inspire and you’re trying to give people hope and you’re trying to rile people up and get them to see things in a way that they maybe wouldn’t have seen things, and that you’re maybe trying to shake people out of a cycle of hopelessness. I mean, you’re not trying to tear down white America; your comments aren’t meant for that purpose.”

Many commentators have denounced Wright’s comments as “racist” or “anti-white.” In March 18 comments on MSNBC, former GOP presidential candidate Pat Buchanan -- himself no stranger to racially charged language -- accused Wright of “hate speech” that is “anti-American” and “anti-Christian.”

But many African-American preachers -- and a handful of their white colleagues -- have defended Wright vigorously.

Alfred Smith, pastor of Allen Temple Baptist Church in Oakland, Calif., and an early leader in the civil-rights movement, has been one of the most outspoken.

Wright’s white critics, Smith said, are “living in privilege in suburbia where a suburban gospel is preached. And we’re living in the inner city, where the cry of the cross is perennial. And we have to give hope to people where the hope, unborn, has died.”

The main reason people are upset with some of Wright’s comments, Smith added, is because he believes “America is in denial of the fragility of her humanity. America believes that she does not sin. America believes that she is saintly. Therefore, instead of saying, ‘God bless the world,’ we have to say, ‘God bless America.’”

Critics have also denounced Obama for not leaving Trinity, saying they would have walked out on any pastor who made such comments. Washington Post columnist Michael Gerson, once President Bush’s head speechwriter, asked in a March 19 column why, if Obama disagreed with Wright’s more controversial comments, he remained an active member and supporter of the church for two-plus decades.

“Obama’s excellent and important speech on race in America did little to address his strange tolerance for the anti-Americanism of his spiritual mentor,” Gerson wrote. “Barack Obama is not a man who hates -- but he chose to walk with a man who does.”

But Obama said Wright is a more complex man -- and Trinity a more complex congregation -- than has been represented in the recent media uproar.

“I confess, if all that I knew of Rev. Wright were snippets of those sermons that have run in an endless loop” on TV news programs, and “if Trinity United Church of Christ conformed to the caricatures that have been peddled by some of the commentators, there is no doubt” that he would leave, he said.

But, Obama continued, “Like other predominantly black churches across the country, Trinity embodies the black community in its entirety…. The church contains in full the kindness and cruelty, the fierce intelligence and the shocking ignorance, the struggles and successes, the love and -- yes -- the bitterness and biases that make up the black experience in America. And this helps explain, perhaps, my relationship with Rev. Wright. As imperfect as he may be, he has been like family to me.”

Leonard said that’s a common sentiment in churches -- such as historically black ones -- that place a strong emphasis on the value of a free pulpit. “Jeremiah Wright won the right to talk straight with this people because he married them and buried them and was there when they were sick and hurting. And so, a great many people … because their preacher has been a pastor to them, are willing to let their pastor, in a free pulpit, let he, she say whatever … they feel led to.”

Bass and Leonard both said the Wright episode also shows that many in the mainstream news media still have a difficult time understanding Christianity in all its forms.

“In spite of all the religious conversation that has gone on, often growing out of the evangelical participation in the public square … the public media still, in general, does not know what to do with Christianity, left or right, with the rhetoric and the commitments and the contexts of Protestant preaching and culture,” Leonard said.

By comparison, Leonard noted, that two GOP presidential contenders this campaign cycle -- former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee and Arizona Sen. John McCain -- had closely associated themselves with controversial San Antonio preacher John Hagee.

“Hagee is on television every day talking about the need to nuke Iran as a part of his view of biblical eschatology, and nobody has raised apparently any question about” Huckabee preaching at Hagee’s Cornerstone Church or McCain seeking, and getting, Hagee’s endorsement before the Texas primary, Leonard said. “Jeremiah Wright didn’t want to nuke anybody. And so I think there’s a great deal of rhetoric, left and right, going on that grows out of context.”

Bass said that, while he was not trying to “establish an equivalence” between Wright’s comments and those of many conservative evangelicals, when taken out of context, evangelical preachers are often misunderstood by those outside their own context in the same fashion that Wright may have been interpreted.

“I think we all are, shall we say, victims of selective perception -- we hear what we want to hear, we disregard what we don’t want to hear,” Bass said. “I think, after natural disasters [and] in anticipation of natural disasters, you’ve seen prominent conservative-oriented religious leaders speak of God’s judgment on parts of America or America as a whole. And I think there was outrage expressed [by politicians] without necessarily disengagement from their support for them or appreciation for them.”

Nonetheless, he added, Wright’s “statements themselves, out of context, do sound outrageous and do need to be rejected.”

Leonard said churches also need to be aware of how such comments could be perceived in the wider public in the YouTube age.

“Pulpit rhetoric in Protestant churches, left and right of center, in the context of most churches … sounds like prophetic conviction,” He said. However, “in light of American pluralism, when it gets on CNN, it sounds like bigotry. And religious communities have to understand that.”

He noted infamous comments from former Southern Baptist Convention president Bailey Smith. In 1980, the Oklahoma City-area pastor became the center of national controversy after declaring, at a highly publicized meeting, that “God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew.”

“How many times did Bailey Smith say that across Oklahoma, and he always got an ‘amen’” before getting criticized for it in a different context, Leonard asked. “That’s what religious communities have to know about sound-bite theology in the public square.”

To Alfred Smith, though, the criticism of Wright smarts very personally for him and other black preachers, because the African-American preaching tradition has, of necessity, been uniquely prophetic.

“My white peers who have gone to seminary and sat beside me in class go back to a church that requires them to preach a muzzled gospel -- a domesticated gospel,” he said. “And I believe that Jeremiah Wright is a paradigm of the liberation pulpit, the prophetic African-American church -- and it was not so much an attack on him as it was an attack on all of us.”

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Jim Smith named CBF head of global-missions field teams
By Patricia Heys

ATLANTA (ABP) -- Jim Smith has been named the Cooperative Baptist Fellowship’s director of field team ministries for CBF global missions.

The position was previously held by Jack Snell, who died in October after a six-month battle with pancreatic cancer.

Smith currently lives in Berlin and serves as CBF’s associate coordinator for mission teams. As director of field team ministries, he will supervise CBF global-missions field personnel and support mission teams.

His new responsibilities will begin Oct. 1, and he will be based out of the CBF Resource Center in Atlanta.

“Jim Smith brings a wealth of experience to this significant position, including a long career in mission engagement in Europe,” said Rob Nash, the CBF’s coordinator for global missions. “The Smiths are held in high esteem by European Baptists, who have often spoken to me of their appreciation for the contribution the Smiths have made in that part of the world.”

Smith’s wife, Becky, will continue to serve CBF as an area coordinator. In their current positions, the couple has provided guidance to the Fellowship’s field personnel in Europe, the Middle East and Africa. The Smiths have served as liaisons between field personnel and the CBF national office, and helped connect missionaries with local churches and other partners. Before beginning work with CBF in 1993, the Smiths’ missions service included working in Germany and Austria.

“I am honored to be asked to do this job,” Jim Smith said. “It is a challenge to be an advocate for field personnel spread around the globe and working in difficult places. I am humbled at the sacrifices made by our field personnel and hope to support their efforts in every possible way. CBF's ethos of collaboration and partnership with others in carrying out the Great Commission requires our people to juggle many roles.”

A native of Martinsville, Va., Smith is a graduate of Averett College in Danville, Va., and Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Ky.

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British Baptist leader to head U.S. seminary
By ABP staff

CHICAGO (ABP) -- The head of British Baptists’ mission agency will become the head of an American Baptist seminary, according to the Baptist World Alliance.

Alistair Brown, general director of BMS World Mission since 1996, has been selected to be the 10th president of Northern Baptist Theological Seminary in Chicago.

The school’s trustees elected Brown in early March, while he attended a BWA meeting in Hawaii.

The former journalist and ordained minister was born near Edinburgh, Scotland. Brown first worked as a church planter in Livingston, and served for more than 10 years as senior pastor at a church in Aberdeen, Scotland.

“Walking by faith never ends, so exploring this role is part of my faith journey,” he said, according to a seminary press release. “Christ is more real and more precious now than ever before, and my determination to know and do his will controls all my decisions.”

Announcing the move to the mission board’s staff in Didcot, England, Brown said, “It has been one of the greatest privileges of my life to work for BMS. But nothing in this world is forever and I believe God has called me to something new, and for that reason, and only that reason, I’m willing to leave.”

The new seminary president holds undergraduate and graduate degrees from the University of Edinburgh and a master’s degree in business from the Open University.

Brown is chairman of the BWA’s membership committee. He is also a member of the general council, executive committee and several other panels and workgroups for the worldwide umbrella group for Baptists.

He is expected to begin his tenure at Northern Seminary at the beginning of the school’s fall term.

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Opinion: The utilitarian temptation
By David Gushee

A few weeks ago, I was reminded in a news article that Judge Paul Pressler had actually said, at the beginning of the Southern Baptist controversy, that his side must “go for the jugular.” This is an image of slaying the enemy, of doing whatever you must do to win. The theme came up again as I was reading about internal debates in the Obama campaign over whether to “hit” Hillary with attacks. Hillary has opened the door with her own “hit” jobs on Obama during this protracted struggle between the two candidates.

The same kind of issue is raised in the ongoing national debate over torture. Is it permissible to torture to protect national security?

The moral philosopher in me sees in all of these issues the means-vs.-ends problem in ethics. Is it morally permissible to employ any and all means to accomplish a goal one considers worthy? Do the ends, in fact, justify the means? Or are there moral rules or principles that set limits on what we might do even to accomplish laudable ends?

Those who define what is moral primarily by the goals or consequences of an action are called utilitarians. Few Christian ethicists formally embrace utilitarianism because of its obvious problems, mainly its lack of binding moral rules governing actions in all circumstances. And yet especially in moments of stress and conflict, Christians are among those who are tempted to slide into utilitarianism. To win the denomination, win the campaign, or win the “war on terror,” we must do what is necessary, right?

Actually, no. At least not if we are Christ-followers.

Martin Luther King faced this issue when considering whether to revert to violence in the struggle for basic civil rights for black Americans. Certainly he and his movement experienced many provocations to violence, and he could have cited a long moral tradition of justified revolution in endorsing such violence to redress centuries of injustice.

Instead, like Gandhi before him, and Jesus before both, King was convinced that means and ends are inextricably intertwined. King often argued that we cannot accomplish just goals using unjust means. The descent into violence would compromise the nature of any “victory” attained. It would irreparably damage the relationships between black and white Americans. And it would do harm to the character of those inflicting the violence.

One might say that King believed that just goals can only be accomplished by just means employed by persons of just character whose actions preserve the conditions of a just community. So what are often treated as four separate moral considerations (goals, means, character and community) in the end cannot be disentangled.

Ironically, this reality recoils back on any utilitarianism because, in the end, acting as if one can use immoral means to accomplish moral goals has profound negative consequences. King saw this pattern as one evidence of a God-given moral structure of the universe.

There are theological and not just philosophical issues raised by the utilitarian temptation. For Christians, most fundamental is our willingness to disobey the concrete teachings of Jesus Christ in order to pursue what we believe to be a righteous goal.

This amounts to the belief that we know better than Jesus the Incarnate God what pattern of behavior is the right one in the “real” world in which we live. And it suggests that we do not trust in the justice of God. We take matters into our own hands in order to determine the outcome in a way pleasing to us. In its starkest and most terrible form, we disobey God in order to do what we believe to be God’s will. Not even a philosopher can make that work.

The result is predictably disastrous. The winner ends up losing. Everyone ends up losing. “Going for the jugular” (in a denomination, a presidential campaign, or a “war on terror”) invariably involves the employment of tactics that violate the concrete teachings of Jesus Christ and in some cases the most obvious demands of a civilized moral code. These tactics at times prove “effective,” but the use of unjust and ungodly means damages the individual and collective character of the community, whether it is Baptist, Democratic or American. It elevates into positions of leadership and influence persons who gain power because they are effective practitioners of the dark arts of mortal combat rather than having more appropriate qualifications for their roles.

In the end, the means-and-ends connection that King noticed proves true — always. And the descent into utilitarianism introduces unanticipated spiritual toxins into the community’s bloodstream that take a long, long time to flush out.

This is why we need a commitment to Jesus Christ above all. And it reminds us of why we also need both moral rules and civil laws that set boundaries on our actions. These are absolutely necessary to prevent the evils that always result from our descent into utilitarianism but which we usually ignore as we pursue the goals that are so precious to us at the moment.

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-- David Gushee is distinguished university professor of Christian ethics at Mercer University. www.davidpgushee.com

Bible Trivia - 3/19/2008

Question: Which book in the Bible contains the following verse, “His head and his hairs were white like wool as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire.”?

Answer: Revelation. (Revelation 1:14)

Comments: Many people of African descent have taken comfort in the fact that the texture of Jesus’ hair as presented in Revelation 1:14 is most descriptive of African hair despite the common images of Jesus in popular culture.

Jeremiah W. Wright explains, “Almost every Black Christian knows or should know Revelation 1:14-15. It is the only passage in the Bible where a physical description of Jesus is given...He was a real man from Africa. The African who shaped our faith more than any other African was, of course, Jesus.” (Wright, Africans Who Shaped Our Faith, Chicago: Urban Ministries, 1995, p. 141)

I must note that I disagree with Wright’s assertion that Jesus was from Africa, though he did spend time in the African nation of Egypt as a child. There is a bigger issue at stake though.

This discussion reminds us that everyone wants Jesus to look like them. Humanity tends to surround itself with people like themselves and this is a way to lay claim on Jesus. In arguing for a black Jesus, Wright is making a claim on Jesus, who had years been excluded from his culture. The separation was perpetuated in part by white images of Jesus.

In all likelihood Jesus was probably neither black nor white. He still loves each of us. As such, we can all claim Jesus.

How do you picture Jesus?

Word of the Day - 3/19/2008

Anthropophagi

Anthropophagi are eaters of human flesh; cannibals.

Critics of early Christianity accused Jesus’ followers of being anthropohagi. The charge of ritual cannibalism was probably based on confused accounts of the Christian Eucharist.

and when He had given thanks, He broke it and said, "This is My body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of Me." In the same way He took the cup also after supper, saying, "This cup is the new covenant in My blood; do this, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of Me." (I Corinthians 11: 24-25, NASB)

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 3/19/2008

Tuesday flew by. I guess that means I must have had fun...

One day after sending out my resume, JW, the associate and interim pastor at The Church at Sterchi Hills called. Believe it or not, I actually answered the phone!

The good news is that he was impressed enough by my resume to call the day he received it. The bad news is that he has little influence on who gets hired and is not even on the search committee. It was still encouraging. I will meet with him next Tuesday at 2 pm and I look forward to (hopefully) making a new friend.

The bad news is that it looks like I will be getting my first haircut of 2008 pretty soon. Yes, I know no one else thinks that is bad news.

I spent a lot of the day preparing for Wednesday’s trip to Charleston. I ran errands, like getting gas and having the oil changed at Valvoline Instant Oil Change. I even printed out directions and our hotel confirmation number. I feel so responsible. I would feel even more so had I packed.

In the course of planning the trip, I made a horrifying discovery. JTH’s and my favorite Charleston/Folly Beach restaurant, The Anchor Line Restaurant, closed down shortly after we last ate there. (We hope the two events were not connected.) It seems there were plans to reopen at the same site but it was difficult to determine if this had happened yet from the online reports. We will report our findings from Charleston.

I spent Tuesday night with my parents at the Silver Spoon. I wanted to see them (and eat queso) before I left. I also received the added bonus of running into CEP and SP. SP is now a sophomore at West High School. He is following in his mother’s footsteps and is a fine tennis player. It is hard to believe that he is now taller than me or that I was once his nanny. Come to think of it, it was hard to see me as a nanny even then.

After dinner, I spent two hours at the MoFoS with JTH. That entire time was spent listening to JTH attempt to tell a single story. Part of this was due to his tangential "style" and part of it was because it was very busy. It was more because of JTH though. He did finally finish the story though and it was important. I'd have to say it was time well spent.

I also got to see MLM as he came to pick up an order he had JTH filling. MLM has been raving about a movie called Lars and the Real Girl, starring Ryan Gosling. It presently has a lofty IMDB ranking of 7.9 as well so MLM is not alone. It will be released on DVD on April 15th and I will probably review it shortly thereafter. The movie is still playing in Utah, Sarasota, FL, and Lansing, MI, so if you happen to be there, check it out.

Tuesday was my high school friend ALD’s 31st birthday. "Big Al" had the best butt fake in basketball I have ever seen. Happy birthday.

Finally, I am sad to report the death of one of my wrestling heroes growing up. WCCW manager "Playboy Gary Hart" died very unexpectedly on Monday at the age of 66 as the result a heart attack. He had just returned to his home in Euless, TX, from an autograph session in Pennsylvania. My deepest sympathies go out to his family and friends.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Prayer Blog - 3/19/2008

AMTT's boss S's 88-year old mother M (aka "Peepsie") is in the hospital with four illnesses, the most serious of which is pneumonia. Her prognosis is not good.

This is difficult on many levels as S and her mother are especially close. Her father left when she was 3. S has never been engaged and depends on her mother to drive her to work as she has never learned. Keep this family in your prayers.

Bible Trivia - 3/18/2008

Question: What were the first four words God said to man?

Answer: Be fruitful and multiply. (Genesis 1:22)

Comments: The first words God’s spoke to humanity were a command - "Be fruitful and multiply." This may be the only command humanity has ever obeyed.

Word of the Day - 3/18/2008

Parturition

Parturition is the process of bringing forth young.

Egytpian midwives refused to comply with the Pharaoh’s edict to kill all Israelite male children. When confronted, they informed him that Hebrew women were simply too vigorous when it came to parturition. (Exodus 1:19) The babies arrived before the midwives!

In Eckleburg's Eyes - 3/18/2008

Monday marked a very productive St. Patrick’s day. I, however, did forget to wear green. I realized after I was dressed and was too lazy to change. I have it on good authority that my natural Irish appearance exempts me from this tradition.

My Bible Study discussed the concept of heaven. MLM’s daughter has expressed her issues with the concept of eternity and at MLM’s request we spent this week discussing the Biblical concept of heaven. While I do not think we broke any new ground, we did have a good discussion.

MLM and I discovered we have a mutual need that is more pressing. You may remember last week that during my teaching evaluation, I discovered that I overuse the word “basically.” MLM’s wife has chastised him for his similar frequency of the expression “the bottom line.” This is important as ministers use summary statements more than most to draw their typically wandering audience into critical points. If you can come up with any alternatives to these, feel free to let us know. We will be making a list.

CMU commented that my long hair and beard made me resemble country music singer Toby Keith. I never would have used that in my “Separated at Birth?” feature. RAW simply calls it “terrifying.” I think he is more accurate.

After the study I mailed off 18 resume packets complete with personalized cover letters and a CD of a sample sermon. (SMA wanted me to send my famous “I Have a Dream” sermon...) Many thanks to DAT (aka “The Big Cheese”) for professionally producing and labeling these CDs on short notice.

The list of churches is here.

I was at the post office for some time. There were only two employees and one lady occupied one of them the entire half hour I was there. She spent a great deal of time unpacking her package and then more time trying to shove its contents into a Priority Mail box when it was obvious they would not fit. Eventually, she had the clerk try to cram it in before they came to the conclusion that they needed two boxes. You think? She drew the ire of everyone there. (I know someone I know will know this lady.)

While taking this picture, the lady behind me glanced at my return address and recognized my name, though not my appearance. Evidently, she was not expecting me to look like Toby Keith. She was SOB (yes, her real monogram), a former church member and mother to my childhood peer, MB. Now a member of FBC-Concord, I had not seen her in years. MB is now living in Orlando and his older brother CB in San Antonio. Both are working in logistics and transportation. It was good to catch up. So I actually benefitted from the lady’s sheer incompetence.

I also got to see the always delightful PTD there. Maybe I should go to the Post Office more often.

Monday night, I attended JTH’s basketball game. His team had only five players and struggled. They rallied from a 25-5 deficit to only lose 43-27. That is quite a comeback. I got to catch up with SDSH and AMTT as well. (It bothers me that I sit with player's wives...) Naturally, I was enlisted to do the devotional and told of my experiences at the Georgia Dome.

I then went to RAW’s where there he made a campfire by the creek. I have no idea what prompted this but I do know it was planned, as KLTW obtained police approval for the fire. KL (aka “Sunshine”), MP, KLTW, KJW, MPW, and RAW all showed up. Hot dogs were roasted and S’mores were made. It was a terrible night to be on a diet. I showed great restraint by eating only my grapes. I did get to reference picking out the seeds and stems while throwing the stems in the fire. It takes so little to please me.

KJW seemed to enjoy it. She picked up a flashlight that weighs more she. She looked like she was about to tell a ghost story as she held it beneath her chin. Inevitably, she dropped the weighty item on her daddy’s foot. I felt guilty laughing.

My favorite moment came when she randomly said, “toot.” KLTW asked, “Did you toot?” She replied with confirmation, “Uh-huh.” She was very proud of herself for knowing the word. Priceless.

Most importantly, I completed my NCAA Tournament Bracket. I am in MBR’s bracket at Yahoo Sports Pick ‘Em, “Potty Trained & Potty Mouthed.” We already have 16 partipants. I do not know why I love it so much. Regardless of how much basketball I watch, I always finish last in any pool I am. Let the Tournament begin!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Associated Baptist Press - 3/17/2008

Associated Baptist Press

March 17, 2008 (8-29)

IN THIS ISSUE:
IRS scrutiny of Obama’s denomination may signal political-speech crackdown
Prominent music minister faces molestation charges
Nabors resigns as BGCT chief financial officer
IABCU taps Tenn. Baptist educator for top post

IRS scrutiny of Obama’s denomination may signal political-speech crackdown
By Robert Marus

WASHINGTON (ABP) -- What is the IRS thinking? That’s the question that many church-state experts asked themselves when news broke in late February about the Internal Revenue Service’s investigation of Sen. Barack Obama’s denomination.

By all accounts, this is the first time the IRS has investigated a denomination. The agency is scrutinizing a speech that Obama -- an active member of Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago for more than two decades -- gave at a denominational meeting last year.

Officials of the United Church of Christ announced they were under federal investigation for potential violations of tax law. Federal law prevents most churches and other tax-exempt groups organized under Section 501(c)(3) of the tax code from endorsing political candidates or parties.

But, after learning the details about the event, many experts in the area of political activity of churches have wondered why the IRS is investigating a denomination for a potential violation that is, at best, unclear. Some UCC supporters have even gone so far as to suggest the investigation may be politically motivated. The body is generally considered the most liberal major Protestant denomination in the United States.

Several church-state experts consulted for this story said they doubted the IRS would bow to political pressure in a church investigation. But the UCC case and other recent ones suggest the agency is cracking down on potential violations of the law during the 2008 campaign season.

“I think that the one message that is clearest in this election cycle is that the IRS is taking its responsibility more seriously than ever to investigate this [or] any allegations of illegal political activity,” said Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State. Lynn’s organization frequently files IRS complaints against churches and other religious organizations that appear to violate tax laws by involving themselves in partisan politics.

In a letter dated Feb. 20 and received by church officials Feb. 25, IRS official Marsha Ramirez said “a reasonable belief exists” that the UCC violated the law with the Obama speech.

The agency’s concerns “are based on articles posted on several websites” that described Obama’s June 23 appearance at the denomination’s biennial General Synod meeting in Hartford, Conn., Ramirez continued. The senator -- by then an announced Democratic candidate for president -- spoke to about 10,000 church members, according to the denomination and news accounts.

But UCC officials said they took pains to ensure that the speech was not perceived as a campaign event or an endorsement of the candidate.

Church officials invited Obama as a church member rather than in his capacity as a candidate and asked him to speak a year before he declared his intention to run for higher office, a UCC news release said. Obama was invited “as one of 60 diverse speakers representing the arts, media, academia, science, technology, business and government. Each was asked to reflect on the intersection of their faith and their respective vocations or fields of expertise.”

Prior to the speech, a church official told the crowd that the appearance was not intended to be a campaign event and that campaign-related material and other forms of electioneering would not be allowed inside the event venue.

The IRS letter claimed that “40 Obama volunteers staffed campaign tables outside” the Hartford Civic Center, where the event was held. Church officials said they barred any campaigning inside the venue but could not prevent Obama’s campaign workers from setting up on the city street outside.

Obama’s speech, ironically, focused mainly on the proper intersection of faith and politics for Christians. At a few points in the oration, he lapsed into campaign-like language about policies he has advocated in the Senate -- or would advocate in the White House -- on moral issues such as health care. He also occasionally referred to his candidacy.

But, said a UCC attorney, the denomination shouldn’t be faulted for Obama’s occasional edging into campaign-like rhetoric.

“What the law requires is that the [tax-]exempt organization not engage in political activity,” said Don Clark, a Chicago lawyer who serves as the denomination’s national counsel. “The IRS has interpreted the law … that compliance would require restrictions not only on the behavior of the exempt organization, but on the behavior of the elected official. And so the issue that’s raised here is, if the organization controls its behavior, does everything that it can within its power, but the elected official does something … does the exempt organization, in effect, bear the brunt of the behavior of the elected official?”

The IRS conducts the vast majority of similar investigations into religious groups as responses to complaints filed with the agency’s regional field offices. The complaint that apparently spurred the IRS investigation, posted on a blog critical of the UCC’s leadership (www.ucctruths.com), also mentions a denominational press release prior to the speech noting Obama was a presidential candidate who “has spoken often about his profession of faith, his membership in the socially progressive UCC and the need for Democrats to take seriously the concerns of religious Americans.”

But Lynn -- who is an ordained minister in the UCC -- said hanging the IRS case on that press release “is a pretty thin reed on which to base a claim that there’s something illegal being plotted when on the other side of the balance is just step after step to avoid this being given the appearance of a campaign appearance.”

Since the 2004 election, there have been several prominent IRS investigations of churches and leaders for political activity. In February, Wiley Drake of the First Southern Baptist Church of Buena Park, Calif., announced he was under investigation for using church letterhead and a church radio show to endorse Mike Huckabee for the GOP presidential nomination.

Two large churches -- one liberal, one conservative -- were investigated for sermons delivered from their pulpits just prior to the 2004 presidential election between President Bush and Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry. Each sermon, critics said, while ostensibly about the candidates’ stances on certain moral issues, seemed calculated to recommend one over the other.

In the case of First Baptist Church of Springdale, Ark., the IRS dismissed the complaint Lynn’s organization had filed against it and its pastor, Ronnie Floyd.

But the agency extensively investigated All Saints Episcopal Church in Pasadena, Calif. In that case, the church’s former rector delivered a pre-election sermon that acknowledged both candidates were sincere Christians and that fellow believers could support either one in good conscience. However, the homily went on to denounce Bush’s Iraq war forcefully.

The agency closed the case against the congregation last fall. IRS officials told the church that, although the agency would impose no penalties on All Saints, it still believed the sermon had violated tax law.

All Saints’ legal tab for defending itself ran well into the six-figure range.

After the case closed, the church attempted to find out more about why it had been investigated. Through Freedom of Information Act requests, the congregation found that there had been coordination between the IRS and the Justice Department on the investigation at a stage that an attorney for All Saints described as “extraordinarily early” for an IRS probe.

“Normally, the Department of Justice becomes involved [in an IRS investigation] when a matter is headed to court,” said Marc Owens, a Washington-based tax attorney who represented the church.

But in All Saints’ case, “the coordination with the DOJ began virtually with the beginning of the examination phase,” Owens continued, referring to the second phase of an IRS inquiry. He said that, judging from the documents they have received, the officials involved in coordinating between the agencies were career civil servants rather than political appointees.

Lynn said such a consultation might have come up so early because of the sensitive legal nature of disputes between the government and churches.

“If I were a bureaucrat [for the IRS] and I found out that somebody was really fighting back and they were in any way discussing their free-speech rights, I’d be on the phone with the Justice Department sooner rather than later,” he said.

Nonetheless, he added, “It did strike me as unusual, but it may be unusual only because other people [under IRS investigation] haven’t filed those [freedom-of-information] requests” to find out more about their investigations.

Both Lynn and Owens said they doubted that such investigations are politically motivated.

“I resist the idea that there’s some kind of a crackdown or politicization of the Internal Revneue Service; I just don’t see any evidence of that,” Lynn said.

The Internal Revenue Service, which usually declines to discuss individual cases, did not respond to requests for comment from Associated Baptist Press. A Justice Department spokesman said March 14 his agency had no comment on the All Saints case.

Whatever the motivation for such aggressive investigations, Owens said, there are consequences for the churches under scrutiny.

“The issue there is whether there is some sort of attempt to chill [free] speech. And what we’re talking about is literally speech, and many times religious speech,” he said. “And the alacrity with which the IRS is moving is suggesting some sort of effort to head off further interactions.”

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Prominent music minister faces molestation charges
By Robert Marus


BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (ABP) -- An Alabama music minister prominent in moderate Baptist life has been charged with sexual abuse of a minor while he was employed in an earlier position in Maryland.

Tim Mann, who has been minister of music at Shades Crest Baptist Church in Hoover, Ala., since 2001, was released on $10,000 bond March 14 by a Jefferson County, Ala., judge, according to the Birmingham News. He was ordered to report to officials in Montgomery County, Md., by March 21.

Mann was arrested March 13 on a warrant from Maryland and sent to the county jail. Hoover is a Birmingham suburb.

Dennis Foust, the Shades Crest pastor, did not respond to an Associated Baptist Press reporter’s request for comment by press time for this story. But he told the Birmingham paper that the charges “involve alleged abusive actions of sexual misconduct in the 1990s which may have occurred while he served a congregation in Maryland.”

Mann was music and worship pastor at First Baptist Church of Gaithersburg, Md., from 1991-1998. He directed the music program at First Baptist Church of St. Petersburg, Fla., after his Maryland stint and before accepting the job in Alabama.

Foust told the paper that Mann passed an extensive background check when Shades Crest hired him.

He was not aware of any allegations of abuse against Mann in his current position, Foust said, “yet we are offering open conversation and counseling as needed to those who have been adversely affected by this alleged breach of trust by one of our staff members.”

Mann reportedly informed Shades Crest members of the Maryland charges March 8 and resigned from his church position. He also resigned from an adjunct position on the music faculty at nearby Samford University, one of the largest Baptist institutions of higher learning in the world.

Mann was reportedly highly regarded by his peers in music ministry. In 2004, he served as worship leader for the Cooperative Baptist Fellowship general assembly, which was held in Birmingham. Shades Crest is one of the largest moderate Baptist congregations in Alabama.

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Nabors resigns as BGCT chief financial officer
By John Hall

DALLAS (ABP) -- David Nabors has resigned as treasurer and chief financial officer of the Baptist General Convention of Texas. The resignation will become effective April 15.

Jan Daehnert, BGCT’s interim executive director, said Nabors was not involved in any “illegal, unethical or immoral activity” but some leaders around the state had lost confidence in his judgment in the use of funds. Expenditure of investment funds was of particular concern, Daehnert said.

“We needed a change as it relates to the coming of a new executive director and moving forward to greater hope and possibilities,” Daehnert said. “We want to look forward to reaching people for Christ in effective and fiscally-responsible ways.”

Daehnert said Nabors’ resignation is a turn in Texas Baptist history. In recent months, convention Chief Operating Officer Ron Gunter resigned and Executive Director Charles Wade retired. Randel Everett will begin as the convention’s executive director March 31.

In a letter to Daehnert, Nabors expressed gratitude for his time on the BGCT staff.

“I cherish and thank the Lord for the six years I have been able to serve the Baptists of Texas in this calling,” he wrote. “Many life-long friendships have been made during my tenure, and I especially appreciate the staff for their hard work and support.”

Daehnert said he is working on plans for the transition period between Nabors and the next chief financial officer.

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IABCU taps Tenn. Baptist educator for top post
By Mark Brown and Tim Fields


NASHVILLE, Tenn. (ABP) -- Board members of the International Association of Baptist Colleges and Universities have elected Michael Arrington, provost of Carson-Newman College, as executive director. The position became effective March 1.

Arrington, 62, succeeds Thomas Corts, who in September was named by President Bush to coordinate education initiatives for the United States Agency for International Development. Arrington will retire as provost at Carson-Newman effective at the close of the academic year.

A Nashville, Ark., native who earned three degrees from the University of Arkansas, Arrington joined Carson-Newman as provost and vice president for academic affairs in 2001. He worked previously at Ouachita Baptist University and in education as a sixth-grade social studies teacher in Missouri.

Joe Bill Sloan, president of Carson-Newman and associate provost under Arrington until he was named interim president last year, says his colleague is "an ideal fit for the IABCU."

"Mike’s support, advice, and wise counsel have been invaluable as we have moved through a period of transition," said Sloan. "And, though the IABCU appointment is a great recognition of his abilities and skills as a Baptist educator, I think our member institutions will quickly find him to be a visionary leader and proactive servant."

IABCU, which has offices in Nashville, Tenn., is owned and operated by 51 Baptist-related institutions of higher education. Arrington's wife, Pam, is an associate professor of education at Carson-Newman. They have a married daughter and one grandchild.

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-- Mark Brown is director of news and media relations for Carson-Newman College; Tim Fields is director of communications for IABCU.