

Is it just me or does Kristen Stewart look like a young Nicole Eggert?
If you know my opinion of Eggert, you know that is high praise.
Speak (2004)
JTH and I watched the movie Speak tonight. The film, an adaptation of Laurie Halse Anderson’s book of the same name, originally aired as a television movie in 2004. It stars Kristen Stewart, who has starred in the more recently released In the Land of Women and The Messengers. JTH was drawn to the film by Stewart and I was drawn to its having been featured at the Sundance Film Festival.
The premise of the film is a look at the freshman year of a girl named Melinda Sordino (Stewart) after a traumatic, misunderstood experience over the summer. Watching the character gradually regain her voice throughout the film is powerful.
Kristen Stewart carries the film wonderfully. The script is structured in such a way that it lives and dies with her and she thrives. This is especially impressive considering how much she must convey without the benefit of dialogue and the fact that she was thirteen years old when the movie was filmed. The supporting cast is also good. Steve Zahn is especially endearing as Stewart’s concerned art teacher.
Much like In the Land of Women Kristen Stewart’s character has great artistic ability. Is there a real life interest there?
Both JTH and I loved the film and when two opinions as diverse as ours agree on a film, it is quite the endorsement.
Current IMDB rating: 8.0/10. Chanalysis: 8/10
These are the best stories I heard this week:
It’s All The Same
In Janson’s History of Art, Anthony Janson discusses a classical painting of a dinner scene involving Jesus. In this painting, Christ is portrayed as dining with buffoons, drunkards, Germans, and dwarfs. The Italian painter, Paolo Veronese (1528-1588) created the work in 1573 on a canvas 42 feet long and 18 feet tall.
The painting was Veronese’s interpretation of the Lord’s Supper. Not surprisingly, the Inquisition took exception to its irreverence. While they did defend the painter's right to “take the same licence as poets and jesters take,” they objected to the painting nevertheless. Veronese eventually changed the title rather than changing the artwork itself. Its new title “Supper in the House of Levi,” changed it content to a meal Jesus had with a reputed tax collector and his friends (Mark 2:13-15, Luke 5:26-28). Janson notes that Veronese really did not care. For him, there was little distinction between the house of Levi and the Last Supper.
The painting now hangs in the Academy, Venice. (History of Art, 381).
Shoot it
This is my favorite story of the week. I like it so much I have included it in the three places it could go as it makes me smile each time I tell it.
During the post-game radio broadcast after the UT-Georgia game, Chris Lofton arrived to be interviewed. Lofton was bombarded by fans wanting a variety of things from him One woman handed Lofton her baby so that she could get a photo of the two. An obliging, but uncomfortable Lofton posed for a picture with the child. Somewhere amidst the Tennessee partisans, a voice cried out, “Shoot it!” That could be interpreted many ways, none of which would be in the baby’s best interests.
The Ridiculous Facts of Life
MLM is leading a married retreat this week titled “The Facts of Life.” I supplied him with some information on the 1980's television show of the same name, some of which I knew for no apparent reason. One anecdote concerns the decision Lisa Whelchel made to not only abstain from premarital sex, but also have her character do so. The situation is very dated, but the conversation on premarital sex remains and Whelchel is more in the minority now than she was twenty years ago. Now a popular Christian living author, I admire Lis Whelchel and the stance she took. Here is the story:
In the series’ ninth and final season, the producers of “The Facts of Life” wanted one of the four primary characters to loose her virginity. Director John Bowab stated, "It was one of those things that you knew had to happen, but not to a ‘Facts of Life’ girl." It was a different era and sex was taboo. The original script called for Blair Warner to lose her virginity. Lisa Whelchel (who played Blair) objected because it was everything she was opposed to, "They said it was just a normal part of growing up. I didn’t believe that and I certainly didn’t want to have that rested on my shoulders of some girl contemplating that and saying you know Blair did it so it must have been ok." Mindy Cohn (who played Natalie Green) interjected, "I mean it is ridiculous all of these cute, great girls and no ones getting laid. I mean it is ridiculous. It is ridiculous. I volunteered I totally opted Natalie for the job, I thought she would be perfect." On 2/6/1988, “The First Time” aired with Natalie and her boyfriend Snake becoming intimate on their one-year anniversary.
I wish more people were ridiculous like Lisa Whelchel.
I would like it noted that though this television show has been referenced in two blogs this week, I had not thought about in some time prior. Seriously.

SMA and I attended the Tennessee-Georgia game in Athens on Saturday.
We arrived at Stegeman Coliseum early and watched the team warm up, largely because there was nothing else to do. JuJuan Smith, fresh off a 32-point game, had one side of the court to himself for quite awhile as the rest of our team congregated on the other half of the court. We were amazed at the shooting exhibition he put on. He was flawless, having a personal rebounder, and hitting shot after shot. Naturally, he scored only two in the game and missing all six of his three-point attempts.
The Vol contingency was unbelievable, both in number and volume. Just prior to the game, Georgia coach Dennis Felton fields three "Hot Seat" questions from the UGA student section. The Georgia fans were visibly upset when he had to pause for some time when the Vols hit the floor. The Vol fans cheered throughout his interview, making it almost inaudible. I had no sympathy as the timing of this segment seemed inappropriate.
The game itself unfolded strangely as Tennessee continually worked the ball inside against a Georgia press, instead of relying on their typical barrage of three-pointers. The game did ultimately end in a shooting duel between Tennessee’s Chris Lofton (22 points) and Georgia’s Sundiata Gaines (23). Tennessee fans were so appreciative of Gaines that he received a standing ovation when he returned to the court during the post-game radio broadcast. Bruce Pearl acknowledged the class of the gesture but also said, "you probably wouldn’t be feeling that way if he had knocked down that three."
Tennessee won the game, 74-71. We were thankful to win. With our lofty national ranking, we now get everyone’s best game.
Half-time was dedicated to remembering the twenty-fifth anniversary of Georgia’s Final Four team. In addition to the 1983 team, many former starts were there. Current Detroit Piston Jarvis Hayes was announced during the pre-game. We were disappointed that Georgia’s most famous basketball alumnus, Dominique Wilkins, was not there. We saw him on television later that night commenting on the NBA dunk contest.
My favorite moment of the trip came during the post-game "Bruce Pearl Show." Before being interviewed as the player of the game, Chris Lofton was inundated with a wide range of Tennessee paraphernalia to autograph. Somehow, a woman got her baby through the masses to pose for a photo with Lofton. An obliging, but uncomfortable Lofton held the child. Somewhere in the sea of Tennessee fans, someone yelled out "Shoot it!" It was priceless. That could be interpreted many ways, none of which would be in the baby’s best interests.
As an aside, "Sic ‘Em" is one of Georgia’s themes and is posted on the walls in the stadium. In editorial terms, [sic] indicates improper grammar. Could this be part of Georgia’s game plan - to infuriate rival teams and fans with poor English. As an example, their guard Zac Swansey clearly misspells his own last name. Everyone knows his surname is properly spelled Swansea. I can just picture Ramar Smith puzzled by this misspelling the entire time he was guarding Swansey. This would account for Swansey’s otherwise inexplicable ability to get past out defenders. Think about it. (But not too long.)

In the play "Life of Galileo" I attended last night, I noted how much Carol Mayo Jenkins' head shot (left) resembled Charlotte Rae aka Mrs. Garrett from "The Facts of Life" (right). Mayo Jenkins is UT's "Artist in Residence" and is quite an accomplished actor.
WRK had no recollection of the program, which made me feel remarkably old. Then I realized that I was still probably the second youngest person at the event...
Can I get a witness?
Question: What sin did Reuben commit which his father heard of (Genesis 35)?
Answer: He lay with his father’s concubine. (Genesis 35:22)
Comments: Reuben lay with his father’s concubine, Bilhah. The event is chronicled in only one verse with no consequences or reaction given, only that his father heard of it. Where did Jacob hear it? My guess is that younger brother, Joseph, presented as an informant at best and tattletale at worst two chapters later, spilled the beans.
Though unstated at the time, there was severe ramifications for Reuben’s action. This is the type of act, that is never completely forgotten. In Jacob’s blessing shortly before his death, he displaces the birthright from Reuben, his first born son:
Reuben, you are my firstborn;
My might and the beginning of my strength,
Preeminent in dignity and preeminent in power.
Uncontrolled as water, you shall not have preeminence,
Because you went up to your father's bed;
Then you defiled it--he went up to my couch. (Genesis 49:3-4, NASB)
I have always wondered if Reuben’s later actions surrounding Joseph were indicative of constant attempts to redeem himself. How awful life must have been before Jesus...
In a completely ridiculous observation, in the last three stories in which Reuben appears he is always in verse 22 of a given chapter (Genesis 35:22, 37:22, 42:22) I will let you discover for yourself the hidden meaning of this. (By that I mean, I got nothing.)
Menage
A menage is a domestic establishment; household.
Jesus often stayed in the menage of Simon Peter in Capernaum (Mark 1:29). While Simon Peter and his brother Andrew dropped their nets to follow Jesus (Mark 1:18), evidently they maintained possession of their home. This is not accusation, merely an observation that tends to contradict the image most have of the new disciples leaving everything about their former lives to follow Christ.
I hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine’s Day.
I spent the morning in Bible Study with MLM and CMU. I taught on Luke 5:33-39. Abbreviated notes will be available Sunday.
MLM wanted us to contemplate an episode of the TV series House, M.D.. We often supplement our Bible Study with video clips. I lead the Biblical portion and MLM leads the visual complement. We watched the episode “Damned If You Do” from the series’ first season.
The episode features a nun, whose hands are red, swollen and cracked. By chance, she is sent to House for treatment. The religious patient considers the possibility of stigmata while the atheist doctor assumes an allergic reaction. There was much theology to consider.
My favorite quote in the episode came from the title character: “She has God inside her. It would be easier to deal with a tumor.”
On a trivial note, the cliché from which the episode takes it title is from former First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt. The full quotation is, “Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.”
My Valentine’s date was the beautiful and talented, WRK. I was actually a fill-in for her boyfriend, PAT, who will return from Kennesaw, GA, on Friday. Not since Joe Besser subbed for Shemp in the Three Stooges has there been such a poor substitution.
I even picked her up a dozen roses, at PAT’s request. This shows how much I love PAT as flower delivery gives me flashbacks to one of the darkest periods of my life, working for unstable florists.
I have always had my Valentine’s gifts well in advance so purchasing flowers the day of was a new experience. Seeing countless grown men scavenge for gifts and lugging around huge teddy bears was quite a sight. It is one of those situations where you definitely do not want to see anyone you know. Naturally, I ran into JMT, one of my best friend’s uncles. Even in these embarrassing circumstances, it was good to see him.
After eating quickly at Jason’s Deli, WRK and I went to see the play, “The Life of Galileo,” at the Clarence Brown Theater. I love going to the theater. I love it so much that it is one of the few events that requires formal attire without inducing vexation. We lowered the average age significantly. I really wish more young people went to the theater. I do not know why they do not.
Our seats were wonderful, fourth row center at eye level with the actors. The play was very good. It had a small cast with many of the actors assuming multiple roles, which was confusing at times. I really wish they would have altered accents with costumes, but it was still very enjoyable.
Terry Weber, who attends the church I grew up in and is in virtually every local production, was credited with five parts. I am pretty sure he played more. None of the roles were Abraham Lincoln or Jesus (the staples I associate with him), though the anachronistic insertions would have added a unique take on Galileo.
The play was very informative. Naturally, the religious aspects were of keen interest to me. It was good to see the legendary scientist placed within the historical context of the Inquisition. Thanks, Dr. Loyd Allen, for enhancing my understanding of the play.
I also never knew Galileo had a last name - Galilei. (His parents evidently were not as creative as their son.)
Galileo lived a long life, as evidenced by the length of the play. It started at 7:30 and I returned WRK to her home after 10:30! We had contemplated hearing Christabel and the Johns at Barley’s Taproom, but the lateness of the play made us call it a night.
I realize that Valentine’s Day is often depressing, especially for the lovelorn. I will share a verse that I learned years ago. If you read the “One Year Bible,” this verse actually falls into the reading for February 14:
“The LORD is near to the brokenhearted/And saves those who are crushed in spirit.”- Psalm 34:18 (NASB)
Question: For what request did Solomon have Adonijah killed?
Answer: For asking to marry Abishag (I Kings 2)
Comments: Adonijah was, quite literally, the man who would be king. As David’s son, Adonijah he had a rightful claim to the throne and as his father lay dying, he had taken measures to ensure his succession. When Bathsheba and Nathan informed David of this, he appointed another son, Solomon, next line. After David’s death, Adonijah enlisted Bathsheba’s help to secure Abishag, David’s concubine, as his wife. Solomon interpreted this as an attempt to usurp his crown and had his half-brother executed.
In short, Adonijah was killed because he wanted to shag Abishag.
Imbroglio
An imbroglio is a misunderstanding, disagreement, etc., of a complicated or bitter nature, as between persons or nations.
Paul and Barnabas had an imbroglio over the participation of John Mark in their missionary endeavors. (Acts 15:37-39) R. Alan Culpepper suggests that the dispute may have been due to John Mark’s loyalty to Jewish Christianity in general and Simon Peter specifically, whom had stayed in John Mark’s home during his youth (Acts 12). He bases his theory on linguistics and John Mark’s return to Jerusalem (Acts 13:13). Paul’s primary argument, on the surface appears to be John Mark’s previous desertion which would indicate unreliability. I might add to Culpepper’s theory that Paul may have been jealous as Simon Peter and John Mark have two names and no one ever seems to refer to Paul as Saul Paul, leaving him with just one. Note to self: E-mail Culpepper directly.
Though the imbroglio caused a rift, Mark and Paul later reconciled. In the last chapter of Paul’s last epistle (his last will and testament, if you will), he instructs, “Pick up Mark and bring him with you, for he is useful to me for service. (II Timothy 4:11)
There is no dispute greater than the love of Christ.
As usual when KJW rides in my XTerra, we forgot to return her car seat to its proper home on Tuesday night. You would think that this would be difficult to forget seeing as how one has to pry the baby out of said seat before leaving, but somehow we always manage to leave the seat in my vehicle. So yesterday, I returned the seat.
Not wanting to waste the trip, RAW, on his day off, KJW, and I ate at the Tropical Smoothie Café. Their slogan is "eat better, feel better." I cannot be certain that the food is healthier than other restaurants but I feel better about myself for intentionally eating healthier anyway. That has to count for something.
As you can tell from the photos, KJW was far more interested in her potato chips than the healthy wrap and banana we bought her. They are Sun Chips, so even the potato chips are healthier I suppose.
KJW typically turns any dining experience from a short film into a miniseries, so we were there for quite some time. The televisions were tuned to the Roger Clemens congressional hearing and VH-1's "Air Guitar Nation." Being unable to hear either program, we commented on the ridiculousness of both.
Why is Roger Clemens’ situation a congressional issue? Evidently, the 4½ hour session ended in a stalemate which essentially means that nothing was accomplished. What were they hoping to accomplish anyway? This is our tax dollars at work. It is times like these that I am thankful that I make virtually nothing and as such contribute very little to the government!
On the plus side, Tennessee Congressman John J. Duncan, whom SMA had seen at Ye Olde Steak House on Saturday, was featured, asking why Clemens never met with Senator Mitchell of whom the infamous Mitchell Report is named. He did not at any time say, "Go Vols!" but otherwise he represented Tennessee well.
I spent the night at Thompson-Boling Arena with a slightly different crew in a slightly different location. We were not in 315A for the Tennessee-Arkansas game. MPW acquired four extra tickets in Section 300, so he gave away our standard seats. There is a price for every transgression and we paid severely for this one. Three incredibly obnoxious fans sat directly in front of us. One of them was wearing a sweater vest. Need I say more?
Giving away our wonderful seats was not the dumbest move of the night. On a shivery day when it even snowed gently, I wore only a t-shirt at an event I knew included a significant walk. That coupled with a strong wind, made for quite an unpleasant trek to and from the stadium. A barking scalper actually asked for some of what I was smoking. Knowing that there was no one else to blame made it even worse.
The new crew consisted of myself, MPW, CL, and D, the point guard on our YMCA league team this past season. CL is becoming a fixture at MPW events, which is fine by me. D came to see his cousin, Gary Ervin, a senior point guard for Arkansas. Ervin did not play especially well, scoring seven points and shooting just 3 of 8 on free throws. The game is recapped in the currently inaccurate name of "View from 315A."
Kenya’s African Acrobats (http://www.africanacrobats.com/) performed at half time. They had a few impressive stunts but most of their act could be replicated by cheerleaders.
The halftime highlight for me was a replay of Ryan Childress’ marriage proposal to Lauren Clabough after the Georgia game on January 26. I suppose with tomorrow being Valentine’s Day, the powers that be thought that this fit the romantic theme. It was not for sentimental reasons that I enjoyed the clip. D, the only married member of our party, wanted confirmation that Childress was a current Tennessee basketball player. He then substantiated that he was not a senior. His conclusion was summarized in one word - "Dumb@$$!" His sincerity made the moment priceless.
The night was concluded at Applebees for half-priced appetizers with MPW and CL. There, I got to embarrass MPW (not that this feat is difficult) by telling her several facts and stories, including his nickname. All in all, it was a great day.
Tennessee (22-2) handily defeated Arkansas (17-6) tonight, 93-71. With Kentucky’s embarrassing 41-point loss last night and Florida’s home loss to LSU tonight, the Vols sit firmly atop the SEC East. The LSU win also makes Tennessee’s narrow escape from Baton Rouge on Saturday seem less discouraging. Maybe John Brady really was LSU’s problem...
JuJuan Smith was amazing hitting all six of his three-point attempts en route to 32 points. He scored only two in the last game in which he was hampered by the flu. I think it is safe to say that JuJuan Smith plays better when he does not have the flu. Remember, you heard it here first.
Chris Lofton did not get a good look at the basket all night and scored only six. JuJuan and Lofton seldom score heavily in the same night. It was only Lofton’s second game all season without a three-pointer.
Tennessee actually shot 73% from the line after going 4/15 against LSU. Overall, it was a great win against a good Razorback team.
I’ll just say, “Go Vols” and let you talk.
Question: According to Isaiah 11:6, in the Messiah’s peaceful kingdom, the leopard shall lie down with what?
Answer: The kid (Isaiah 11:6)
Comments: The leopard lying with the kid (goat) is one of three examples Isaiah uses to illustrate the peaceful nature of a future age. This is an example of synonymous parallelism, a literary device which uses the line to repeat a concept from the preceding line without making any significant addition or subtraction. The line in question, is lesser known than its counterpart, featuring the lion.
“The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.” - Isaiah 11:6 (KJV)
Chanticleer
A chanticleer is a rooster. The term was used as a proper name in medieval fables.
On the night of his arrest, Jesus predicted that before the chanticleer crowed, his disciple Simon Peter would deny Him three times (Matthew 26:34, Mark 14:30, Luke 22:34, John 13:38). As usual, Jesus was correct. This is the only New Testament pericope that features a rooster (alektor).
Yesterday marked the birthdays of SMA and my childhood friend, KEO. Many blessings.
I spent the evening with RAW, KLTW, and my beloved, KJW.
One of KJW’s favorite new toys is a bunny that her great granddaddy gave her. It plays “Jesus Loves Me” when you press its belly. She loves it! I am so pleased. Karl Barth (1886-1968), perhaps the most influential theologian of the 20th century, was asked in 1962 (on his sole visit to America) how he would summarize the essence of the millions of words he had published. He replied, "Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so." So in my estimation, KJW already understands the gist of Church Dogmatics. She is so advanced.
One of her favorite books is the My First Bible, given to her by yours truly. She brought it out for us to read to her. Now, if her parents would just let me start teaching her Greek...
The thing she was most interested in last night was SpongeBob SquarePants, known to her simply as “Bob.” We decided to take her to MoFoS, to check on the availability of “Bob” and so she could see JTH, her “Uncle Hickey,” whom loves her though he would never admit it.
Her daddy had her look at JTH and mimic the words “Dumb Hickey.” Despite the fact that the child did not know what she was saying (or at least mean it anyway), JTH instantly, “Well, you were a mistake!” Touché.
After purchasing KJW some “Bob,” the four of us went to IHOP and participated in “National Pancake Day.” From 7 am - 10 pm, every customer was privy to a free small stack. The only catch was that they asked you to consider making a donation to the Children’s Miracle Network. We could not believe the place was not packed, but we got right in. I guess this was not something they advertised.
I noted that “free” is perhaps my favorite word. RAW countered with “Snickerdoodle.” I could not argue.
Like ordering her a half-priced appetizer at Applebees for my consumption, here I ordered KJW’s free small stack. I get a great joy out of using the child for discounted food. She did get to eat silver dollar pancakes. For future parenting reference - beware of food with syrup.
We then returned to their house to view the 1993 version of The Three Musketeers at my request. For some reason, unknown to even me, I wanted to watch the film. I enjoyed it very much, it was just random.
I will close today with Aramis' (Charlie Sheen) method of “wenching,” perhaps my favorite scene in the film:
As morning hues of sun swept fire caress your passion face. Alone with thee in pure desire, to worship your untold grace. My soul would cry in silent prayer, for hours spent apart. Your essence warms the evening air, as I dance into your heart.
I will consider my dating career a success if I can utter those words to a girl’s face without laughing.