Sunday, July 20, 2008

WAM Quote of the Day - 7/20/2008

WAM attended Sunday School at MPW's condo this morning. Somehow the discussion veered towards Benny Hinn and his ability to see the Holy Spirit move. This image evidently inspired WAM and he thought the Holy Spirit might account for Santa Claus' remarkable volume:

"Do you think that's where Santa Claus comes from?...The Holy Spirit flying around...he had to be booking it...gifts of the Spirit."

Honorable mention:

  • The highlight of the day came when WAM brought up a woman's period. He referred to it as "the bleeding thing" while moving his right pinky rapidly. I apologize for his use of technical jargon.
  • This inexplicably led to a discussion of the many uses of birth control. WAM characterized birth control as "like asprin for women."
  • After class, we discussed Hulk Hogan making a comment about many of his wrestler friend sbeing homosexual on his daughter's "reality" program Brooke Knows Best (which, by the way, is beyond horrible). This led to speculation as to who might have been unceremoniously outted by the Hulkster. WAM suggested perhaps the most least likely candidate, Ric Flair adding "so that's why they call him the 'Nature Boy.'" If anyone can explain that connection, I would love to hear it.

Note: WAM took this artsy photo of himself after many attempts and just before the camera phone was confiscated by his classmates as being a distraction.

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