Tonight, WAM joined a large group at MPW’s condo to watch the Tennessee basketball game. As MPW’s condo is still decorated for Christmas, references were made to Christmas iconography throughout the night. This led to the WAM Quote of the Day:
“When I was a kid, I was convinced those elves were Santa’s elite ninja forces who went ahead of him and gassed the houses.”
Honorable mention:
- Advising KJW: “Keira, winners don’t do drugs. At least that’s what all the arcade machines told me.”
- In regards to KLTW’s infant niece being very laid back and seldom crying: “They weren’t using a bong as a humidifier were they?”
- “As late as 1995, it was legal to shoot Mormons on sight in Mississippi.” (A Mormon friend relayed this to WAM though I suspect that the friend was either incorporating hyperbole or just completely erroneous.)
Note: This image is “Kung Fu Santa.” It, and similar t-shirts can be bought off of CafePress from a seller known as “Bootsie Pop”. The shirt’s description is “Ninjas surround Kris Kringle as Kung Fu Fighting plays in the background”. I think I know what WAM is getting for Christmas this year.
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